Metal Gear Solid: Twin Snakes - Prance Prance

LOOK AT ME JUMP ON THIS BANISTER LOOK AT MY PERFECT BALANCE LOOK AT ME JUMP ON METAL GEAR AND HANG ON IT SOMEHOW ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LOOK COME ON LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME WHY AREN'T YOU LOOKING DAD I MEAN SNAKE

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• mgs

[predaking50ae]

That Crouching Snake Hidden Liquid shit is fucking gay. WTF does Snake do against Vulcan Raven? Roundhouse cargo containers at him while talkin' to his bitch on the Codec and shooting down a second Hind with a snot rocket?

And the dialog! It sounds as if those assholes took turns raping the script, then tore the sticky pages apart and butchered it like a Dawn of the Dead remake... 10/20/98 Never Forget

[ZarlaSheenaza]

BUT WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON YAOI?

[wedgejaeger]

if it were Spike Spiegel, that conversation would have gone 5 seconds and then Liquid would have a hole in his head.

apparently invulnerability and megalomaniac tendencies are "recessive" traits

[ZarlaSheenaza]

Haaaahahahahaha, good point. I GUESS SOLIDUS HAD THOSE TRAITS TOO

[Blueslipstream]

This cutscene is comedy GOLD. Seriously, it crosses the silliness line by a mile, even by MGS standards.

[ZarlaSheenaza]

It is a classic. :D

[Bottery]

Recessive genes give you a British accent, apparently.

[EmpKazbar]

Liquid: Well, I'm not like you!

Snake: You're right, I'm not some frilly British loser who has daddy issues, dresses up like dead people. You're not like me at all!

Liquid: ...*sniff*...you didn't have to be so mean, Snake. *cries*

Snake: Wait, Liquid, I didn't...I mean, uh, just...stop, it's OK. Things will be alright. Don't cry.

[snip3z4kills]

@Bottery Growing up in Britain does the same. I'm pretty sure I have a British accent because of what you said though.

[shadowrose8907]

@ZarlaSheenaza it's not even just this one; it seems like every time someone moves their hands in these games there's a "whoosh"; I noticed Meryl gets the same treatment in MGS4

[shibapa]

I really miss Liquid and his daddy issues in the later games XD

[Uruya6]

Liquid Snake! Nigh invulnerable to things that would kill you or I in seconds, can survive in Alaska without a shirt, can out-prance an olympic gymnast and failed eighth grade-level Biology! 8DD

[TheOGCardboredbox]

Liquid...LMAO. I love that overly...ahem.../flamboyant/ man. XD

[Smithkakarot]

Careful with that talk, or people will consider you little more than a pseudo-intellectual who thinks he's better than everyone else...

[Memphismastermind]

...Somewhere, Gregor Mendel is crying...

...And a team of Olympic gymnasts are impressed.

[therewasmist01]

Gah, I love Liquid!!! Though I must admit, he's just a tiny bit of a showoff... :-D