Bo Fo' Sho'

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boburnham
September 24, 2007

http://goto.thesyn.com/bobu... Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes! six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho" beat and lyrics by bo burnham wa...

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Mini ALBUM RELEASE on JUNE 17th on itunes!
six-songs, three of them never before seen on the internet. the ep is called "Bo fo Sho"
beat and lyrics by bo burnham

walkin my poodles, man it never gets old
with my dogs on my leash i got bitches on the hold,
a first aids kit? thats a rhesus monkey,
i bust more nuts than a pistachio junkie!
get more ass than a giant donkey stable,
got more lines than whitney houston's coffee table,
i get more head than grammar school lice,
i'm like a walkin glacier i'm so decked out with ice.

Did you poop a virgin? cause that shit is tight.
jack ain't black, barry ain't white.
i do drugs in the bedroom, lie on ur back
cause i got the pipe and you got the crack.
though i'm sexually straight, your bound to find,
i'm mentally gay, cause i'll blow your mind.
the parents be snickerin "he shouldnt have written it"
but i'm constipated, couldnt give a shit.

chorus:
My name is bo fo sho,
a born bostonian,
aryan librarian at the WORDsmithsonian
the rap is scattered, it hides its ingenuity,
i gave it this little part to give it continuity.

the fellas say
hey moron pass the gin
cause i'm an OXYmoron breathing OXYgen
give me the bottle, i'll chug two thirds
cause you bitches know fractions speak louder than words

and the ladies say
hey fellas i'm keepin it tight and if you play ur cards right you can have me tonight
should i blow you or beat you, brass or percussion?
oh stop, PERIOD end of discussion

chorus...

walking through the garden with food at my feet, picked up the celery but dropped the beat (beet).

we're in the hood ill take what you give me
was einstein's theory good...relatively
a smart queen's kingdumb, it doesnt mix
a litter of literates, a bunch of moby dicks
"get thee to a punnery" o-just to-pheelia
take you with a condomn "stainless-steal" ya.
half a pound of turkey breast, half a pound of chicken tits,
why are only crackers staying at the Ritz?
poverty, racism, isn't it strange,
that only the homeless are beggin for change?
i shocked Sherlock
What, son? (watson) (watt, son?)
Rosa Parks didnt call "shotgun"!
here's a bit of irony
a Ford Focus driver has ADD
How'd i come to master all these things?
like a tampon theif, i had to pull some strings.

Category: Comedy

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rap awkward bo burnham boburnham puns wordplay sort of feminine

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i want that piano so bad!

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nice

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mint imperials

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umm for one thing just because MOST ppl from the ghetto r uneducated doesnt mean that all of them arent and if it bothers u that ppl dont use proper grammar u have issues. if thats really something u care about then u must not have much else to worry about in ur life. ad u would write like that here because it doesnt matter here. its just youtube. ur n going to get graded on a comment from youtube.

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i'm gay

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Do you think you are the only person who understands his lyrics. Don't think you're the master of metaphors and puns and what not.

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Uh oh, the grammar patrol are coming! You better put some commas in those sentence. LOL

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lol you know it.

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excellent.

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Oh yes, you've settled it by saying to settle it, XD!

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