When Deepak Chopra speaks, this is what I hear

Chopra was recently on Larry King Live for some bloody reason, talking about the new book by Stephen Hawking and Leonard Mlodinow. This is what happens to my brain when he talks.

See the full thing at the JesusSavesAtCitibank channel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AdKEHzmqxA

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• chopra
• pseudoscience
• bullshit
• nonsense
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• me
• stabby

[cocojumb0]

i need to know where that circus music is from

[theinquisitor]

@cocojumb0 it's the theme tune to "The Magic Roundabout", a bizarre animated show for kids that looks like it was the product of an LSD trip.

Again.

[Kelhibbert]

LOL i hear the same thing when i hear eckhart tolle speaking.

[theinquisitor]

@Kelhibbert, I've not heard him, but I get the feeling I don't want to.

[skydivephil]

Depak drives me nuts. My worry is if he two of them wirte a book together most of his followers wont read it , they'll just go wow Depak has a real physicist as a friend.

[theinquisitor]

@skydivephil, yeah but people that mentally vacuous probably wouldn't listen to any arguments against them anyway.

[regemo]

lol When Deepak speaks you hear circus music and my brain feels like a tire spinning in mud. You need special bullshit-mud gripping tires to parse through what he's saying.

[JesusSavesAtCitibank]

Exactly! Sam Harris and Michael Shermer destroyed him on Nightline earlier this year.

[ultramarinegoat]

Dylan. yes, he is Dylan!

[mphello]

I just took a dump on the floor, smashed it between two book covers,

and added a preface from President Obama

(more of a cut and paste of some vacuous speech of his, and inserted my name right after he says, "this guy's good!")

and am now selling it on Amazon. I call it "Deepak's Brain: What's Inside".

[ViperRob42]

*claps* well done sir, well done.

[Kurzula5150]

Constant exposure Deepak Chopra would be my version of the 'Ludovico' technique.