Uncle Jay Explains: Nov. 2, 2009

You can stare at goats, or at a dead singer's movie, or at a health care bill that's ready for its close-up. The news is pretty much constant paranormal activity, but Uncle Jay explains it all! (Note: this visual joke was posted a week before the Daily Show did it!)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Men
• Who
• Stare
• at
• Goats
• This
• is
• It
• Michael
• Jackson
• Baby
• Einstein
• Swine
• flu
• H1N1Brett
• Favre
• Health
• Care
• Pelosi
• Reid

[ItalianStallionette]

Uncle Jay, my kids are both getting all A's in school, but I barely passed every year when I was in school. Am I doing something wrong?

[airborne373]

Run for you life Swine Flu has killed 3400 people according to the government. Take you injection OR DIE!

What? On average since the 1970's 40,000 Americans per year have died of Influenza.

Yeah, but it wasn't called SWINE FLU - Run for your lives.

2000 the decade of government sponsored FEAR. Be afraid you government love you.

[BrianBoitano42]

Thanks for pointing out thэ Baby Einstəin musical notэs snafu. I'm glad I can count on you for corrэct ləttəring!

[lynda514]

I loved the comment that he doesn't know alot about the swine flu but he's going to talk about it anyway ...

[jsorensens2]

Hope you get better soon. You sounded a bit under the weather. Thanks for putting out a great video even when you are not feeling well.

[OregonDARRYL]

Are we the only country that thinks we can screw with time and come out ahead? No more daylight saving time.

[Max9507]

Men Who Stare At Votes !!!!!!

Hooray 4 Uncle Jay !!!!

[FarfalleAlfredo]

You sounded like you were sick...better get that H1N1 vaccine (if you can find one) heehee

Swine flu happened in the 70's also and most of us survived with no ill effects.

[BeFree2Laugh]

Well like reagan said : the most dreaded words are "Im from the Government and Im here to help"

[JuliaB1955]

No clock change here in AZ. ;) Time stays in place.

[kirbyj2]

My name is Josh, I live in Fort Worth, and I am one of Uncle Jay's 7,000 subscribers. Either the news question was a complete coincidence or I sent Uncle Jay an e-mail while in a coma or I just got a shout-out from Uncle Jay. Any answer is awesome.

[lordrah]

Unless of course you live in Iceland