Weapon In My Pants (aka "Underwear Bomber Song")

This song is dedicated to the Underwear Bomber aka "fruit of the boom" aka "victoria's secret weapon"

(Capo +2, fingerpick in G w/ A harp)
There's a weapon in my pants(x2)
Avoid offending fundies
Who sport exploding undies
So if you see me bulging look askance

There's a weapon in my pants(x2)
Instead of tighties
I've got ignity-whities, and
This thing might go off, if
There's a glimmer of a chance.

There's a weapon in my pants(x2)
It's on a hairpin trigger
And it keeps on getting bigger
All the while that I observe you dance.

There's a weapon in my pants(x2)
The package I'm transporting
May be worth a second glance
So if I make a purchase
Ask for payment in advance.

There's a weapon in my pants(x2)
I would have loved to call you up
in different circumstance,
But right now, there's a weapon
...in...my pants!

(c) 2010 Glen Raphael

Category:

Music

Tags:

• original
• song
• guitar
• funny
• exploding
• pants
• acoustic
• underwear
• bomber

[rangerdewshine]

ohmygod....

you are the best musician on the planet.

this is so hilarious!!! what is the MATTER with you?!? xx :) I almost died this morning because coffee went backwards thru my nose!!! :)

[unwell333]

...this somehow makes this whole thing cute....I think that's bad.

love the song though. :)

[lovelara2]

That was Great Glen!