Hey Aunt Jemima

Parody of Hey There Delilah by Plain White T's

Thanks to Tim Branom for engineering and playing guitar.

Lyrics:

Hey Aunt Jemima
What's it like in syrup city?
I'm alone here in my kitchen
But at least I have you with me
yes I do
Mrs. Butterworth isn't hot as you
I think she's a dude

Hey Aunt Jemima
Don't you worry bout that bottle
I'll get you out of that thing soon
and I'll make you scream and holler
Close your eyes
Take off that do-rag and rub my thighs
I'll be your guy

Oh you're so pretty
Oh you're so syrupy
Oh you're so buttery
Oh please lay on me

That glass bottle seems pretty hard
But I've got you in my arms
I'd make love to you if I'd only fit
My friends all make fun of me
When I tell them you're in love with me
I think they're jealous just a little bit
Jemima I can tell you
By the time that I'm inside you
I'll rock your world as if you were real
I know you're real

Hey Aunt Jemima
You taste so good I like your juices
30 years I've been tasting you
And staring at your britches and you rule
You know I think you're pretty cool
Log Cabin's got nothing on you
Hey Aunt Jemima here's to you
This goo's for you

Oh you're so pretty
Oh you're so syrupy
Oh you're so buttery
Oh please lay on me
Please lay on me

Lyrics ©2007 Jeff Ellingson

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Parody
• Funny
• Song
• Hey
• There
• Delilah
• Delila
• Aunt
• Jemima
• Jeff
• Ellingson
• Sexy
• Plain
• White
• T's
• Tees
• ben
• affleck
• jimmy
• kimel

[telijah1212]

Wow Jeff....I knew you were funny in hs...but that was hilarious

[jeffellingson]

haha thanks!  who is this??

[Breckords]

This is utterly fantastic. I made a video parody of "Hey There Delilah" and this one-hundred percent puts it to shame. Absolutely stellar.

[jeffellingson]

WOW Thanks man!! I'll check yours out

[travis7310]

You put an Aunt Jemima label on a Mrs. Butterworth's bottle. But this is still LMFAO material.

[jeffellingson]

Yea because they don't sell the bottle shaped like Aunt Jemima anymore, so I had to improvise. Good eye though and thanks!

[ThinkPink92]

Silly man! This is just too funy. Thanks for the laughs. : )

[jeffephoto]

Aww thanks : )

[iamdarkfang]

well i guess you're in a

*takes off sunglasses*

sticky situation :O

[jeffephoto]

@agentstinky Ha ya they weren't too thrilled with it! Kinda have to see the video to really get it I think. Was psyched they played it though

[agentstinky]

Heard this on Comedy Death-Ray Radio before it changed its name to Comedy Bang Bang.

[roliver31483]

man you just brought back a memory for me !!! i used to be terrified of "the syrup ladies" when i was little! lol

[VeronicasPlace]

lol

[FourRooms]

Would like to see the making of this video footage!!

[iAmthewalrus1122]

this is the best video i have ever seen!

[iAmthewalrus1122]

i love that video

[dillpikle23]

i will rock your world as if your real, i know your real

[invaderpenguinos]

perfect/ my friend and i have an inside joke of aunt jemima being sexy, and i wanted something that demonstrated this. you are amazing. thank you.