Hands Off, Crazy (Enable Captions for Lyrics)

BOARD OF HEALTH -- ROUND 3
SEPTEMBER 14th -- 7:30am
9960 Mayland Drive
Richmond, Virginia


Lyrics:
I met a guy at the mall.
Head over heels I did fall.
I need to buy birth control,
but now you're in my way.

The clinic told me 'bout you.
They said they call you The Cooch.
Hey man, you haven't a clue,
and now you're in my way.

Your agenda's daunting,
rich, white, catholic talking,
women's rights a stalking.
Whatdya think you're doing crazy?

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

You took your time with your call
hoping the clinics would fall.
The Board of Health gave its all
and still you're in my way.

You cheat women in our state
thinking guv'nah is your fate,
but we know better than that
and now we're on our way.

Your agenda's daunting,
rich, white, Catholic talking,
women's rights a stalking.
Whatdya think you're doing crazy?

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

Then you came and took my rights.
I want them all back!
You need to step back!
I want my rights, rights back!

Then you came and took my rights.
I want them all back,
and you should know that.

So hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

So, hands off crazy.

• Category

  News & Politics

[GodVlogger]

By the way, the "Friendly Atheist" blog is sending it's support to this video.

The religious right is the number one threat to women's rights (as usual). Freedom From Religion is one of the most liberating things women (and all of us) can do. 

[denverm4x]

beats the shit out of the original

[LeftOutLoud]

How did I not see this wonderful thing last year? Nice touch with the VA state seal shout out- I know Cooch appreciates that! ;) Only complaint I have is that it took me months to get "Call Me Maybe" out of my head last year. Now after showing your video to multiple people today, I've seen it 4 times. So I have months of "Hands off Crazy" being stuck in my head to look forward to... Sigh. Thanks. ;) Hope to see more vids during the campaign!

[Aggie Lukaszewski]

Troglodytes on parade is about to crumble, and thank Goddess for that! Let these 'men' rant on; they only help reveal the paternalistic, mysogynistic power-hungry creeps who line the right side of the aisle.

[hayden bennett]

im not even a women but even i realize women she be able to do with their bodies as they fucking please

[Matt D]

western women = the most protected and privileged people to have ever lived on the planet

[Fiona Anlage]

Its my vagina so hands off crazy lol

[Jaybird196]

I could listen to this for hours :D .

[Bari Barton Cooper]

The issue of abortion isn't as simple as: Is abortion the taking of a life? I was so sick with my first pregnancy I ended on IV fluids, taking pills to keep the nausea at bay. I couldn't leave my home. I resigned from my job. I lost 20 pounds the first trimester. I was dependent on others financially. My body was falling apart around me, my skin translucent and peeling from dehydration. I know that I had a life inside of me but: It is my body. It was my choice. 

[Dee Stonewall]

Attaway!! Pass/ratify the ERA, now!

[Jordan Hurley]

Lame song