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Published on Aug 20, 2012

BOARD OF HEALTH -- ROUND 3
SEPTEMBER 14th -- 7:30am
9960 Mayland Drive
Richmond, Virginia


Lyrics:
I met a guy at the mall.
Head over heels I did fall.
I need to buy birth control,
but now you're in my way.

The clinic told me 'bout you.
They said they call you The Cooch.
Hey man, you haven't a clue,
and now you're in my way.

Your agenda's daunting,
rich, white, catholic talking,
women's rights a stalking.
Whatdya think you're doing crazy?

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

You took your time with your call
hoping the clinics would fall.
The Board of Health gave its all
and still you're in my way.

You cheat women in our state
thinking guv'nah is your fate,
but we know better than that
and now we're on our way.

Your agenda's daunting,
rich, white, Catholic talking,
women's rights a stalking.
Whatdya think you're doing crazy?

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

Then you came and took my rights.
I want them all back!
You need to step back!
I want my rights, rights back!

Then you came and took my rights.
I want them all back,
and you should know that.

So hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
You're on the far right
and women are angry.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

I've never met you
and this is shady.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.
With all the politics
controlling ladies.
It's my vagina,
so hands off, crazy.

So, hands off crazy.

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  • GodVlogger

    By the way, the "Friendly Atheist" blog is sending it's support to this video.

    The religious right is the number one threat to women's rights (as usual). Freedom From Religion is one of the most liberating things women (and all of us) can do.

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  • denverm4x

    beats the shit out of the original

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  • Matt D

    western women = the most protected and privileged people to have ever lived on the planet

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  • mgkraven

    Its my vagina so hands off crazy lol

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  • Jaybird196

    I could listen to this for hours :D .

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  • Bari Barton Cooper

    The issue of abortion isn't as simple as: Is abortion the taking of a life? I was so sick with my first pregnancy I ended on IV fluids, taking pills to keep the nausea at bay. I couldn't leave my home. I resigned from my job. I lost 20 pounds the first trimester. I was dependent on others financially. My body was falling apart around me, my skin translucent and peeling from dehydration. I know that I had a life inside of me but: It is my body. It was my choice.

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  • Dee Stonewall

    Attaway!!  Pass/ratify the ERA, now!

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  • Jordan Hurley

    Lame song

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  • 0717blh

    You ladies are complete geniuses! I absolutely LOVE your parody, it is incomparable to the original. Thank you for posting it! <3

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