Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars
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Uploaded on Apr 16, 2009
Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.
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Top Comments
jamieblond1 2 years ago
Thank God that the government is watching over us. We could get seriously ill from the toxins if we don't comply.
Btw, I went to the bank today.....I got too many dollars to fit into that bag. Can we get more bags?
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Ghettobusters2 2 years ago
UPDATE: I am the officially elected person that you are to send your U.S currency to due to this recall. Do not wait for the bag to come in the mail.
Your Government is again sorry for this incontinence of ALL of your U.S. currency being recalled.
Send ALL of your currency to me for burning.
U.R. Asucker
P.O. BOX 666
Pennsylvania Ave
Washington D.C.
Actually just BRING it in. We do not trust the Post Office
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healthhavencom 3 months ago
Just sent in my bag. All 12 cents.
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sniper6081 3 months ago
I can't tell whether their trolling or serious.
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Justin boatman 3 months ago
This is the onion news... This is funny stuff, they make fun of everything... LOL
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noonitooni 3 months ago
The fiat "money" isn't worth the postage to send it back!
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Alex Rainsa 5 months ago
Incontinence?!?
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Hannibal Lecter 8 months ago
The only safe thing to do. Is to transfer all your money into coins.
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DungbeetleXL5000 11 months ago
I would but the insurance companies, utilities, rent, daycare,govmnt, and oil tycoons already have it.
I love onion
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zyflair 1 year ago
They just did. Did you mail in your money yet?
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