Treasury Department Issues Emergency Recall Of All US Dollars

Treasury Officials say the dye used in printed money is extremely toxic and urge Americans to send all their cash to Washington immediately.

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[jamieblond1]

Thank God that the government is watching over us. We could get seriously ill from the toxins if we don't comply.

Btw, I went to the bank today.....I got too many dollars to fit into that bag. Can we get more bags?

[Ghettobusters2]

UPDATE: I am the officially elected person that you are to send your U.S currency to due to this recall. Do not wait for the bag to come in the mail.

Your Government is again sorry for this incontinence of ALL of your U.S. currency being recalled.

Send ALL of your currency to me for burning.

U.R. Asucker

P.O. BOX 666

Pennsylvania Ave

Washington D.C.

Actually just BRING it in. We do not trust the Post Office

[SinCinnatiBrooke]

Hahaga

[ArtypNk]

Do we keep coins?!?

[MrBigEnchilada]

it's called taxes..they want moreeeee

[TheYouwontgetit]

i remember that crisis... ...i am glad it is now behind us...

[dadevi]

LULZ

[Joxman2k]

OMG! does this apply to US coins as well!! They were all made at the same place, Fort Worth, is there cross contamination too!

Thank God for ONN bringing us safety information like this. You know it is pretty bad when they wont allow questions!

:)

:P

[rammar09]

LOLs "Puke UP Yur Guts n DIE" Oh that wuz JUSTOOMUCH hehehe

[ancientwisdom2012]

@SuperFifthwheel you should watch the film

[SuperFifthwheel]

@ancientwisdom2012 Actually it will, but the country is going to have to quit living so lavishly and acting more responsibly. The massive debts were created from the nixon shock, our money was considered more fundamentlly stable before this. Plus it will prevent the government from debt and deficit spending, because the wont be able to borrow from themselves. Switzerland has a currency standard set on precious metals and its the most stable economy in the world and makes great products.

[ancientwisdom2012]

@md9751 i have to disagree. watch this film to see why a gold standard will not solve the problem. "The Money Masters" They talk specifically about the gold standard in the last 45 minutes or so.