Joe Rogan Poker Game

If you listened to that audio file you know what he described was nothing like the conversation we had.

When I left that conversation, what I got out of it was here was that I had met this interesting character that makes a living in a very daring way, and I respect that very much.

He decided to live his life playing cards professionally, and he's been doing it since he was 18 years old.

I told him I thought about how cool that was, and then I asked him if there were professional poker groupies. Then he told us that he was recently split up with his ex, and I asked if he was scared of her getting with other guys. I said that's what I'm always afraid of, is breaking up with a girl and her getting gorilla fucked by some new dude.

Daniel laughed HARD.

Then he said he wasn't concerned, and I said that's what I always think of, and then I went in depth about how I always picture some dude fucking the shit out of her. He suggested that I read a book that addresses that, and I said it's just natural chimpanzee instincts. He still said he doesn't think about it, and then I described a graphic scenario and asked him if it would bother him, and he still said no, and then I said "It bothers me, and I don't even know you." Opie then added in, "and one more thing, the guy was black."

We then thanked him for coming on the show, and I congratulated him for having the balls to pursue such a cool job. He said thanks, and that he really appreciated it and then he shook my hand. Never once seemed upset with me.

Now, I have no idea WHAT THE FUCK went on in his head between the time he left the show, and how he ran the conversation back in his mind, but I think he should listen to the audio of the conversation, and then go straight to a therapist.

If he's distorting events of the past like this on a regular basis, I've got to think that there's something seriously wrong with the wiring in his brain.

Daniel, I know you're reading this, so I want you to know, I'm not mad at you.

Not even a little. I think we've all had moments in our life where our ego twisted reality into a distorted perception of the truth. I'm sure that you were hyper sensitive to what I said because you had just recently broken up with your ex, and although you were trying to say that the scenarios I was describing weren't bothering you, they were, A LOT.

And that's totally understandable. I think you obviously twisted the events in your mind into some attack on you, and it absolutely wasn't. I think if you listen to the audio, you'll see that I was being very complimentary of you, and that I really respected what you do for a living. I still do. I didn't want to piss you off when I said those things, I was just being honest with the way I think. It wasn't my intention to upset you, and I really didn't want it to happen. I talk openly and honestly to my friends, and if I'm having a cool conversation with someone like we were having with you, I talk to them the way that I talk to my friends. Now, I often forget that some people consider the way I think to be crude or outrageous, but it's really just the way I think. I'm just really honest about it.

Your perception of what happened is completely off. I wasn't cracking jokes, I was just talking to you like a friend.

I could use this blog entry to insult you, but really, what's the point? I've got plenty of negative bullshit in my life, and I'm sure you do too.

And really, all I wanted to do was clear the air.

I'm going to post this, and then I'm going to erase all this negative shit from my mind, and I'm going to look at you the way I looked at you when we were having that conversation: as a person that's doing a cool fucking thing, playing cards for a living. I'm gonna look at you as a person who had the balls to try to make a living in a very risky and unconventional way. I still respect that very much.

I'm totally serious about holding no grudge, and if we run into each other, I would be happy to shake your hand and bury the whole thing.

Or, I might hold you down and slap you in the face with my cock, depending of course on how my ego twists my memory of my reaction to your blog entry saying I suck.




Kidding!!

Kisses!!!

Joe

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[Vitaminnn07]

daniel negreanu was my idol before i had to stop my poker playing addiction

[MrNiceHk]

lol Joe Rogan has issues cool guy though

[rone0125]

daniel negreanu and joe rogan are 2 of my fav ppl!!!! love them!

[OSHUNLIDE]

lol....this is so funny.. The hosts don't know anything about poker i seems.

[stickybelvedere]

joe rogan is an insightful person and he looks deep into peoples egos and how it effects them and others. Daniels ego was totally warped and it really affects many things.

havent u seen the south park with kanye west??? lol

[jetta69]

i dont even know you!

[funkyj95060]

pure gold!

[cannongotrobbed]

loool he got robbed in toronto

[Iambecome]

Lol, come on Joe, you don't say that shit!

It would be fine if he wasn't talking to a guy who just broke up with a woman - it seems like a specific attack on him.

Joe didn't mean anything but he wasn't thinking.

[edruseli]

lol@ these noobs interviewing daniel