Mark Hamill - Joker Jokes 1

I think I'm going to do a series of this; The Joker just gleefully telling messed up jokes. The music really makes this one.

I'm currently working on "The Killing Joke" lines right now.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• Joker
• Mark
• Hamill
• Dark
• Knight
• funny
• jokes
• joke
• Batman
• Pgirts

[MrHalt]

If you see a kangaroo in the desert, more than likely, you're in Astralia.

If you see an elephant in wooded area, you might be in Africa.

If you see a fish with a freaky smile, you're in Gotham City.

[cmiddleton9872]

a man visits his docter. the docter says "I have good news and bad news."the man says whats the good news. the docter says "you have 30 hours to live". the man says what could possible be worse. the docter says "I got the tests in yesterday and I forgot to calll you."

[SingMelokia]

What has four legs and one arm?

A pitbull in a playground!

Bwahahahaaaaaaaaaaa!

[Redrobin1301]

That's not funny. That's not- guuugh... (falls to the floor)

[TheKidWithBlueHair]

Did you hear about the man who lost his entire left side of his body in the saw house? but don't worry... he's alright now.

[Redrobin1301]

Hahahaha. That's not funny. That's not-- -coughs-

[ZADER4427]

@DionLaurent1 Nope

[ThePsycoDolphin]

this is literally the most shocking joke I've ever heard. Frankie Boyle is a pussy compared to this.

[DionLaurent1]

I found that joke hilarious! Is there something wrong with me?

[JohnGreasyGamer]

Pretty awesome stuff, I've given you my subscribe ^_^

[THEGHETTOGAMER1]

You should try to get a laugh after and in between the dialogue it makes the Joker feel like he's completely out of his mind, terrifying but funny

[amadeusdanger]

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half a dog