The Androgynous Misogynist - Matt Green

Who says white kids can't rap? I'm guessing a lot of people, and this is probably the reason why.

Pay no attention to the sock sticking out of the dresser.

Lyrics:
The Androgynous Misogynist

My name is Matt Green and I like to eat clean,
I like fruit and salad but I won't toss a fruit's salad.
I don't like pears. I prefer peaches, and if you've got a nice peach then it's nice to meet cha.
They say peaches come from a can and they were put there by a man, but man I wanna put my hand in your underwear. Don't sit and stare cuz my pick up lines are honest, I could lie to you but that would be unfair.
Yeah I'm spreadin' the buzz but you don't need to get buzzed cuz I really like your peach fuzz.
I'm a little extreme but I am supreme I like to blow off steam by releasing some whipped cream.
I didn't mean to get it on neck or your face but Tiffany told me all girls like a pearl necklace.

I may sound like I'm a misogynist
But I promise I'm very pro-chick.
C'mon ladies don't be mad at me,
I'm just your loveable Matt Green.

People gossip about me in different ways I've heard everything from "he's a player" to "he's really gay." Well I am well dressed and I don't play sports but I can tell ya that I really like a shawty in short shorts.
I'm not that funny and I'm not all that clever but I got a pretty face and a pretty nice sweater.
Well that isn't enough, here is my position; I only get laid cuz I'm a musician.
Girls take off their clothes when I sing and when I pick up my guitar I bust your G-string.

I love life, and I like sunny weather but I like it even better when things come together, cuz no body ever likes to come alone, I'll never leave ya home alone, frustrated sittin' by the phone. Put your hands on your and scream "Oh Matt Green!"
"Oh Matt Green, OMG, well I guess you really do know how to please a lady."
I am self centered so you better take refuge, my ego's really big and my junk is...average. I looked it up.

People say I am androgynous
Well I guess that's pretty obvious.
Not so fast, I am not a queen.
I just your fabulous Matt Green.

Yeah I'm alone but I think that's just fine. I haven't had a girlfriend since I was nine...teen. Yeah you know what I mean, gotta get me some teens bouncing' up and down on my beans.
I like to date around but I am very picky. I need to find a girl who doesn't mind gettin' sticky.
A relationship is like leasing a car son, after 4 years you've gotta get a new one.
Sure at first it had a nice body, it took no time to get from 0-69., and it was really fun going full throttle,
But everyone knows it's more fun inside a newer model.

People call me shallow but I don't understand,
Just because you're ugly doesn't mean you need a stone in hand.
You can't fit into your jeans so you can't have my affection, your genes didn't fit into Darwin's Natural selection.
There's no hope in cosmetology, it's a question of morphology.
I'm not gonna give you an apology, cuz you just can't fight biology.

My name is Matt Green, go tell a friend.
I wish I had more to say but this is the end.

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[banez]

@GabrielLimJW you're lucky

[000155636]

nice job graet job i rilly like it alot

[DudesFreerun]

u're pretty good with guitar

[jhiurg34y5ndjfguf]

props dude you might have a little sugar up in that gas tank of yours but you got me geekin

[BelldragonMusic]

anybody can rap! but that was awesome, keep it up, i would love to see you make videos out of ur songs

[FridayFilmsNight]

ur still pretty cool at rappin'

[yumbisauw]

nice work bro

[JayyCTV]

nice work bro

[supahsayin]

hey maybe u should do some tap dancing since u ish irish