All I want for Christmas
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Published on Dec 19, 2011 by NocturnalComedy
Funny new holiday song from Nocturnal Emissions Comedy
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Now it's the time of year
To spread the love and cheer
Maxing out the credit cards
Regrets in the new year
I've got the solution
That can fix it all my dear
So let me be quite clear
All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs is a bit of dignity
Every single year you buy us things that we don't need
A box of socks
A brand new tie
A tired DVD
So this year let me be clear when I am planting my seed
Oh please listen to me
All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs is a bit of dignity
I know what you're thinking
You can't wrap that in a bow
We don't care
Put it in your hair
Just pucker up and blow
So yank my pants
And make it dance
Under the mistletoe
I'll be singing oooooOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH!!!
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho Ho
A blow job
Ho ho
A blow job
oooooooooooooooooAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
All I want for christmas is a blow job
That's the kind of gift you give for free
All I want for christmas is a blow job
All it costs
AMEN
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Great voice Cooper!
Saylevee from XS LOVES YOU BABY!!!
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just google for Camille Crimson................make my day
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@NocturnalComedy yes
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@NocturnalComedy yes, please. :)
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2:18 EPIC Face
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you guys are really the best comedy skit team I've ever seen.
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Thank you for sharing you beautiful video. very lovely.
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I CAN'T WAIT to get home and show this song to my wife! Thank you for making a song that is true for every man in the world....well, at least the ones that celebrate Christmas.
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make a totorial. please. :)
paulelis913 2 months ago
@paulelis913 A BJ tutorial?
NocturnalComedy 2 months ago 4
Merry christmas to everyone at NocturnalComedy. Thank you for an amazing year with your all of your sketches. Merry Christmas and a happy near year to you all!
PauseUnpause 2 months ago 6
@PauseUnpause That might be the nicest thing anyone has ever said to us. I can only assume it's sarcastic!
NocturnalComedy 2 months ago in playlist Uploaded videos
@NocturnalComedy D: But it wasn't!
PauseUnpause 2 months ago 6
@PauseUnpause In that case, thank you very much!
NocturnalComedy 2 months ago