For Men Only - After You've Been Dumped

Years ago, after this woman dumped me, I came up with this little bit of wisdom....

Irving the Bird said a dirty word
When some Fluff he was dating
Was found to be mating
A dirtier bird she preferred.

That dirty bird, said Irving of Furd
The bird that his girlfriend preferred,
If they don't stop dating and flirting and mating,
I'll utter the worst word ever heard!

Then Irving the Bird SAW Furd the Preferred -
"Furd! You Nerd!" said Irving the Bird.
"You stay away from my Fluff!
If you don't stop dating and flirting and mating,
you're going to see me get tough!"

Then Furd the Preferred said to Irving the Bird,
"What's tough about you is that dung that you spew
and the reason we're dating is
she gives you a rating -
on a scale one through ten - minus 2!"

The Irving the Bird said to Furd the Preferred,
"I'm going to spit in your eye!"
But as Irving was spitting old Furd started hitting,
And the blood and the spit had to fly...

With the cursing so loud,
It drew a great crowd.
Furd was hard fighting and
Irving hard biting;
The crowd gathered 'round
As the wagers abound
And suddenly everything stopped.

For the Fluff wandered by
With a new favorite guy
A brown-speckled turkey
With a background so murky
That he caught every usable eye.

So for Irving and Furd and all other birds,
The morale is simply profound:
Women are fickle when you get in a pickle;
They'll love you - but they'll let you down.

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[captnkurt83]

His name was herb

thought he was a bird

herb layed a terd

after he heard

his girl was guy

so he took it in the brown eye

[yearZero2012]

This should so be a halmark card!!

[regtreglow]

Cool lol

[monkeyducks123]

of all the things my friends said , of all the videos and stories i read to try to get over my break up, this bird story made me feel calm for once

[Phuckshecame]

Thx!:)

[deepskye]

That was awesome

[robertthehook]

Loner

[kcalbraeb]

I just got dumped and this was pretty cool......for a minute I forgot about what happened because of this video.......but now im crying again, thanks bud,,,,,,this hurts real bad

[AliveLondon]

Loved it, something similar just happened to me, now on the look out for the speckled turkey! Well done mate, top notch.

[shitterbutt]

Isnt it to us all:/

[bri4u2906]

The morale is rather relevant to my life atm :/

[Kelz06081984]

Great poem.

I loved it!