Johnny Depp (the music video)

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Lyrics

INTRO
There's a person in Hollywood
that every girl from Wynona to Hollywood (Holly would)
sleep with at the drop of a dime
you all know him cause he used to fight crime

VERSE 1
On 21 Jump Street he had her on the first 'beat'
and each and every week she's on the edge of her seat
In Benny and Joon you shouldn't assume
because he acted like a retard that he wouldn't get poon
He played a director whose movies were no good
the ladies ben over and he gave them 'Ed's Wood"
A man made of clay in a horse and carriage
women coming back from the dead to take his hand in marriage
In Nick of Time somebody stole his daughter
he cried like a p***y but it made him look hotter

PRE-CHORUS
He'll make you walk his little plank and gargle the salty drink
He's doing your girl on his ship the Black Pearl

CHORUS
Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Oh Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Johnny Depp

VERSE 2
Ugly as dung
his name was George Jung
but Johnny Depp played him
they say he's well hung
Snorting his cocaine
is like propane
for the ladies libido
and they were on his torpedo
He'll trim up your bush
and kiss on your tush
but don't let his hand in your pants
he's got scissor hands
Oompa Loompa Doompity Dee
He'll stick his candy dipstick up your chocolate factory
Johnny Depp, he even played Don Juan
and laid a bunch of girls with a phony spanish come on
In Sleepy Hollow he looked tall thin and dead
but still the Headless Horseman chased
and tried to give him (pumpkin) head
Benjamin Barker, less barber more stalker
He'll slit your throat, but you'll want to elope

PRE-CHORUS
He'll make you walk his little plank and gargle the salty drink
He's doing your girl on his ship the Black Pearl

CHORUS
Johnny Depp, Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Oh Johnny Depp
you make my p***y wet
Johnny Depp

BRIDGE
I must confess that when I dressed as Hunter S.
I didn't get sex
and as Captain Jack
all I got was smacked
I made a bad movie
but I didn't get no booty
I don't understand the obsession with him
he's got greasy hair and he wears wire rims
sex symbol of the planet or atleast it's been said
even Freddy Krueger pulled him into the bed because he's...

CHORUS
Johnny Depp (what's his name again), Johnny Depp (what's he do to you girl?)
you make my p***y wet (what's his name again)
Johnny Depp (what's he do to you?)
you make my p***y wet (one more time)
Oh Johnny Depp (what's he do to you?)
you make my p***y wet (say it again)
Johnny Depp (Johnny Depp)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• johnny depp
• captain jack
• sparrow
• public enemies
• sin city
• pirates
• blow
• edward scissorhands
• matt hosley
• comedy
• music video
• freddy krueger
• sweeny todd
• fear and loathing

[Scar2401]

AAAHH!! (Snarl!!) How DARE You! Johnny Depp is SO much cooler than you will ever be! if i ever hear about ANYONE making a mockery of him I"LL HUNT YOU DOWN AND GUT YOU LIKE A FISH!!!!!!!

[hoskat]

Haha. I guess you don't understand sarcasm at all.

[mpmmclaughlin]

i love how Jenny has a credit as Blow girl (right) ... how nice!!

[hoskat]

I never realized this. . .

[mpmmclaughlin]

dude, get the lyrics memorized ... we're making you sing this at the next gig you show up for.

[hoskat]

I'll think about it :)

The lyrics have been memorized for a while now.

[VVhisky1]

it was fun but Johnny Depp is 100 times more fun into you and you should not make fun of someone who is so talented

[eloscisoorhands]

Hahaha! This one I absolutely have to share ! XDD

[SarahHatesWindows]

i think someone´s jealous

[littlepoker1]

Dont make fun of Johnny Depp I love him soooooooooooo much and I dont think it is funny but if you made fun of Justin Beiber i would not care OK!

[UndefinedBlessings]

XD OMFG!!!! that was so fucking funneh

[Makoto323]

omg i love this song especiallt the part about Sweeney Todd!

[ThePurpleGinger]

WTF??!! That was some crazy shit xD