Bring Me Some Prep... Ode to the $5 Footlong

I work at Subway, and anyone who owns a television knows about the $5 Footlong promotion... and it's KILLING us!

As I was closing the store last night, I started singing Evanescence's song, "Bring Me To Life," and next thing I know, I had changed the words to match my mood. Hence, this song was born...

*NOTE* I seriously don't sing this badly... I was just messing around on this song ^_^

Lyrics:

How can you want so many subs?
It isn't right
Making me stay here past my shift
I'm doing prep all night
I have no life
The only thing duller is this knife
How can they expect me to cut bread that's so fresh?

Let me sing my song
This line is way too long
Calling back to bring me some roast beef
Let the water run
Defrosting has begun
Save me from the $5 footlong

Now that I know what we're without
I can tell you "No."
To tomatoes and spinach
Oh, wait, please
It's not my fault

Let me sing my song
This line is way too long
Calling back to bring me some roast beef
Let the water run
Defrosting has begun
Save me from the $5 footlong

Bring me some prep

Stuck on the line
With all the bitching and complaining, oh
Only I have the will to go on

Let me sing my song
This line is way too long
Calling back to bring me some roast beef
Let the water run
Defrosting has begun
Save me from the $5 footlong

Bring me some prep
Bring me some prep

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• $5
• Footlong
• subway
• sandwich
• kitkitokami

[AMassiveHeadache]

I remember this, this was funny, but you also have a great voice. nice job

[babyscreamer]

lol greta! ur so funny!

i love ur voice i am so uberly jelaous! lol

well love u love u love u! xD

[HippieLaLaLaura]

omg...when 5 dollar footlons started...jesus christ we sold like 350 footlongs A DAY...with only 5 employees all day...sucked...

[XxGHxQueenXx]

ur voice is awesome

[jeltastic]

omg i love your voice an you!!!!

[nevernamed1234]

That was great! I'm going to go to subway now and get a few $5 footlongs.

[overandoverture]

haha This is hilarious, and you have a nice voice, and being a Subway employee myself, I completely feel your pain. :D

[BakedKamikaze]

lol niice

[DreadFox]

OFMFGDSF that was hilarious and very much true I bet. Subway workers unite! I personally dont work there but I do work in a busy restaraunt so yeah... Pain in the ass on friday night fish fry days... Again, fantastorgasmic!...