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0:59 I have the same phone
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@AzraJay paint your chest red and inflate it to attract a mate... duh
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@nublezb hahahahaha
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internet access?well im screwed?oh wait im on the internet!!!
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You will need : Internet access .
FUCK
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@perfectprincessxo its over head. ha ha...got to be cost efficient =)
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I got a tip on how to get a guy...be yourself and don't lie! why you going to wear his favorite team shirt, when on that day that team is playing; you're either lie to yourself and him by acting (which drains you by the up-teenth time!), or he figures it out and wonders what else have you lied about (wanting to save puppies, bed time, STD's).
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i love how the gym was clearly a home gym lmfao
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How to get a guys attention:
1. become a stalker
2. run your hands through your hair all the time until it gets really really oily - it is a really good starting point for a conversation
TheLuluTrue 3 weeks ago 19
"A male frigate bird inflates a bright red sac under its beak to attract a mate.."
mhm.. Interesting.. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO DO AFTER KNOWING THIS??
AzraJay 1 month ago 16