"Hannah Montana" (A "Tony Montana" Parody/Freestyle)

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Got bored at work yesterday. Wrote a stupid rap. I called it a parody, themed around Hannah Montana being all over my TV. Lol. I'm here (http://www.twitter.com/K1ngEljay) and the lyrics below, as always.

Lyrics

I'm home alone, Macaulay Culkin /
I'm in my zone, but I aint smokin' /
I'm channel surfing, and I'm hopin' /
To find something on TV, but right now it aint easy /
See the cypher on, skipped it when I saw breezy /
Saying I got my stank up, sorry but that's too cheesy /
Why don't you wipe me down, I'm (su)super Febreeze-ey /
But me I'm being funny, anyway back to the money /
And by money, I mean me channel surfin /
Checked the TV guide but lately it's been worthless /
Suddenly something surfaced, The Famous Jett Jackson /
I aint seen it since Lil Zane got forced outta-rappin /
I'm excited as get out, so I grab my two-liter /
Sprite and got so hype I accidentally threw the lid out /
Turned to the channel took a swig and spit the liquid out /
I was like what is this, this aint my show this look like/
Hannah Montana, Hanna Montana /
Aint this Disney chick hitting clubs with that ana /
I don't know for sure but, where are all her standards /
Actually rephrase that, where the hell her parents /
But this aint about her, where are all my manners /
Turned to another show but, she's on all the channels /
Now I'm gettin mad, madder than an animal cuz /
All these Disney channel's riding her fame like mammals /
MTV, Nick Jr, Toon Disney, you don't feel me /
Cuz I really think this is gettin too hard to handle /
My insides bubbling to pop like a Fanta /
So I hit the tool shed, I grabbed me a hammer for /
Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana /
Smashed the TV and left the HD in shambles /
Roommate came in was like "Dude my TV" /
Forgot it wasn't mine, and then I began to ramble /
"It was Hannah Montana, Hannah Montana" /
Yo she made me do it, I smashed it with this hammer /
It aint what it looks like, I aint have a tantrum" /
But he wasn't buying it, so I had to scramble, bye!

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Hannah Montana Parody
• Spoof
• Funny
• Future
• Drake
• Hannah
• Montana
• It's
• Just
• Eljay
• Miley Cyrus Comedy
• Tony
• K1ng
• Humour

[subliminalreaper]

Lmao still hate the original song

[K1ngEljay]

@subliminalreaper I'm not the biggest fan of the original either. haha

[sanilovesmw3]

Love It



[goonkiminor]

this shit is gangsta lol

[goonkiminor]

lol this shit gangsta

[w4w4w4d]

u beat me 2 it

[KochisarliHD6]

ahahahahaha

[PookyBrownstone]

#swag