How to Make an Atheist (The Recipe!)

Finally, no need to to waste money at the store on those fancy Atheists! You can make your own from scratch with a little help from me!

Apparently the perception has arrived that only douche bags wear Affliction now. I would actually probably agree now, because I bought that shirt like 3 or 4 years ago when the brand was new and I had no idea who made it, and it was still getting popular. They made a few cool things for like a year or two and then devolved into only making crap with skulls on it, and yes, skulls are dumb thing to wear. If they hadn't devolved the brand, maybe that perception would not exist. This shirt depicts some kind of Angel battlefield, and I have a few shirts with Angel themes. Manchester is still a good brand for stuff like that.

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[ZophiaMei]

This is actually pretty damn true.But you falsely believe that only the sternest religions bread such bitterness.It's not the religion. My agnosticism was built on what I know to be a very fun and caring church, trying to cover their own butt for hiring a violent jerk like my father to teach their youth group. They didn't know what my father was really like. But they cast my whole family out rather than encouraging healing for a family that was obviously in need of help. Isolation, great choice.

[5thWatcher]

@ZophiaMei The video was more tongue in cheek than anything, but what happened to you only re-enforces my dislike of the Church and the bullshit that goes with that.

[Anden026]

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[5thWatcher]

@Anden026 Reddit.

[chollenb]

fantastic doesn't begin to describe this 

[jordaninwondrlnd]

Every atheist who is pissed off about this video..fucking lighten up. I've been an atheist for close to seven years and I though it was really funny. You should be able to appreciate atheist stereotypes the same way you appreciate christian ones..just sayin'

[joshgiesbrecht]

@joshgiesbrecht whoops, sorry, wrote that hastily, my *LACK* of faith

[joshgiesbrecht]

Ummm, woah woah woah, bad parenting makes an atheist? Ok I was on your side and being really understanding of your beliefs before in the other video, but now you've gone ahead and insulted my parents for my faith.. Why? What proof? I was raised in a Christian (good childhood, church every sunday, read my bible all the time, loved god), but it wasn't until I was about 13 I decided for MYSELF that I didn't buy Christianity. It's sad you have no other "ingredient" but bad parenting. That's low man

[5thWatcher]

@IEnjoyInsults Wow, total comprehension fail, moron. Tell you what. You keep on thinking of more names to call me like an insecure 8th grader, and I'll continue to live my life, which goes swimmingly in spite of your try-hard insults.

[IEnjoyInsults]

@5thWatcher No, I meant to say 21st, because that's what it is. Try knowing something.

[JamesKravenwolf]

the only reason people mock others' beliefs is because they feel insecure and unsure about their own. Just sayin...

[5thWatcher]

@ppxclan I'm a Christian, folks. Now watch the video again with that in mind and perhaps you'll understand where I'm coming from here. The idea is DON'T do these things, and we won't breed a generation of non-believers.

[5thWatcher]

@IEnjoyInsults I think you meant to say it's the 20th century. Not because it's actually the 20th century, but because you are clearly 12 years out of touch. (I've seen long hair make a huge come back in recent years.)

[IEnjoyInsults]

Why is your hair so long? It's the 21st century. Cut that hair off. Silly.