Christians Say the Darndest Things 3

Part 3; More E-Idiots... Makes one wonder if christianity can survive with salesmen like this?!?!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Atheist
• idiots
• atheist comedy
• funny atheist
• stupid christians
• god
• jesus
• satan
• hell
• heaven

[Raptor302]

"God is cuming in 2012"

LOL. Yes, yes he is. Bring an umbrella.

[zgbrotherhood]

My god carries a hammer, your god was nailed to a cross, any questions?

[slugdaluga]

"But I don't even believe in Jebus"

~ Homer Simpson

[danoso0931]

@glittleman Organic material is simply a molecule that has some Carbon in it, and carbon was made the same way as every other element outside hydrogen, by stellar fusion. And it should be around the sixth element formed by fusion, so it is not uncommon. There is nothing magical about organic molecules, they just happen to have an atom of Carbon. So the first "organic material" would be an atom of Carbon.

So, the raw material is hydrogen.. which got fused to build most of the other elements

[aden302000]

Liked it as i did with your others but i would have liked to know who said the quotes

[ThomasTrue]

If anyone else ever tells you that you cannot prove God does not exist, pose this simple logic problem: "Could God create a rock so great even he could not lift it?" There are two possible answers; No, because nothing is greater than God. Therefore, if God cannot create such a rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Yes, because God can do anything. But if he can't lift the rock, he cannot be omnipotent. Therefore there is no such thing as omnipotence and by extention of that fact, no God.

[thompson8305]

1:30 ohh the irony. it made me laugh. it' sa bit sad when i'm down i turn to religious people and the retarded ignorant things they say to make me feel better about myself. i'm not the stupidest person in the world and that makes me happy. hahah.

[mydogdaisy1212]

@glittleman Right, so Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, our moon (and other planets' moons), and several comets are known to have large methane deposits, especially some of Jupiter's moons. Many of these planets are gas giants and thus could not have really supported life. How do you explain that methane? Just because its produced by dying organisms doesn't mean its ONLY produced in that method.

[glittleman]

@mydogdaisy1212 Used methane a gas only produced by decaying organic matter.

[mydogdaisy1212]

@glittleman Um, no, Miller-Urey only used gases that would usually be prevalent in an early-planet atmosphere and used electricity, no real biological components were needed. Also, that fails to disprove evolution AT ALL even if it is true.

[glittleman]

@glittleman oops my bad, I musta been daydreaming... I wonder where Kent Hovind and this whole entire comment came from? I do remember watching a bunch of videos... O well... better if they wonder if I'm dumb or something then to open my mouth and remove all doubt.

[glittleman]

@glittleman You schizophrenic moron, Kent Hovind wasn't in this video.