The Merits of... Necrophilia | David Mitchell's SoapBox
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David Mitchell for Prime Minister!
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Well, presumably a corpse is uncomfortably cold compared to a sheep, so yes, I understand the desire to fuck a dead body less than to fuck a sheep. I do, however, think that sheep really shouldn't be bothered. Corpses, on the other hand, can't be bothered. Literally.
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You know the best thing about necrophilia? You don't have to bring flowers. Yeah... Usually, they're already there. - George Carlin
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@TheBoxingCannabyte So you wouldn't be laid to rest you would rest to be laid.
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@mastasolo Well the necrophiliac would probably be a straight female. Unless there’s a correlation between homosexuality and necrophilia, or that >90% of necrophiliacs are men.
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I think the person that he was talking about was Jimmy Carr
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We'll David Mitchell, as you said, your; Lungs, Heart, Kidney, and Liver would all be harvested. So you wouldn't need to worry about waking up to a cock in your ass!
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So, if I kill myself I might actually have a good chance of getting laid for once!
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"while your fresh" LOL
On the plus side, necrophilia is cheaper than marriage. And all that digging would give you a fine physique.
SteRDLK 1 month ago 161
this inspired me to fuck corpses :)
FutureAbe 1 month ago 66