Shelby Abbott Crush Parody

This is for all those awkward guys out there that come on just a little bit too strong. If you don't know anyone like that, it might be you.

Lyrics:
Crush Parody

When I talked to her tonight
I used some words that might not be right
It was weird, I was weird
Cause when I spoke to her, I told her she
Should date me and be my girl
I was weird, I think shes scared

Why did I communicate the truth?
I just wanted her to be my boo
Now its awkward, I feel like a nerd, and I just got to know

[Chorus]
When you tell a girl, that you smell her hair
When she passes you, is it really fair
To call you crazy and bizarre
All I wanted to do was DTR
Now when I call or just say hi
She wont talk to me, she just walks on by
Cause God told me shes my soul mate
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me

Have I ever crossed your mind? I asked her
For the 5th time, She shook her head
Said, Dont text me anymore, anymore
I said, Im ready to commit
I want you to have my kids and I
Know that youre just, just a sophomore, a sophomore

[Chorus]

Why did say what I thought was right?
I just wanted her to be my wife
Now shes running from me, trying to tazer meand I just got to know

When you tell a girl, that you dream of her
Holding your hand, and giving birth
As the mother of your little tots
Is it normal for her to call the cops?
Now when I call or just say hi
She wont talk to me, she just walks on by
Cause God told me shes my soul mate
But He forgot to tell her the same thing about me

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• david archuleta
• archuleta parody
• david archuleta parody

[shelbycalvin]

Thanks for the love, everyone. By the way, DTR stand for Define The Relationship.

[KalElla826]

LMAO i'm almost positive David will find this hilarious and flattering. XD

[RozaRozaL]

I wanna show this to david, at a meet n greet, if i have time lol.... or at least give him the link....

[davidaismyidol]

@goodgirl997 I think david would think it was funny i do and i love david

[davidaismyidol]

I love David but this guy is funny and David is my favorite singer ever <3

[iluv2swimbutterfly]

great!

[emily4bowersox]

great job! i love the lyrics:)

[Geunesx059]

gooood. David is like gayy 5 yr old Justin kicks hisss bootyy:)

[goodgirl997]

OMG this is hilarious, I want to know what David would think of this :)

[hubomba]

Hahahahahha I know someone like this at my school. He doesnt say stuff this extreme but he does say some pretty stupid things.

[VIENNAMAY]

Strange, but fun!

[RozaRozaL]

LMAO I ♥ David and I really wanna know what he would think of this lol i think he would love it!!!!LOL