Dan Cummins "Crazy With A Capital F" - Ants

A clip from my hour special, Crazy with a Capital F. The CD is available on itunes and amazon (where you can order a hard copy) Watch it re-air on C.C., and get the full, un-cut DVD on itunes, on amazon, through Best Buy, and elsewhere. Sadly, this clip is based on real events, and many, many, many ants were harmed and/or brutally killed coming up with this garbage.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Dan Cummins
• comedy
• ants
• college
• fire
• stand up
• religion
• crazy with a capital f
• funny
• television

[JRFproductions]

I have a small invasion in my bed room that my parents don't know about. I don't tell them for the same reason. I have declared war upon them. I've found that it is fun to take the one ant, WHILE he is carrying sugar. And place him down the street from my house. Have a fun trip, ant.

[samownsian]

"where is the sugar nigel we can smell it?'

i do not know sir! i do not know!

[gaaranarutoman]

0 dislikes. Good job, we haven't fully devolved yet. :D

[StixIsLost]

@JRFproductions isnt that going a little to far? he'll never see his family again

[tylerrehkopf]

Make this available on mobile phones

[HIIMCAPSLOCK]

DAN COME TO TEXAS!!!

[GTAmerc]

@ListerineFresh "Sir" Richards

[charliethechaplin]

comedian? I think not.

Prodigy? Absoulutely.

[PoopyAnis]

Ow so we are telling war stories aye, well try this one. In the American Ant War, one stumbled upon my house. I had no choice. I had to get some answers. I heard somewhere that ants can breath underwater for 2 hours. So i placed him in my fish bowl and told him he had till the end of the hangover before i killed his family. Sadly the fish got him first :p

[ListerineFresh]

What does The Richards mean?

[Lvl60Slayer]

@JRFproductions hahahaha what i do is i pretend theyve came from a really far trip and i pick up a troop and i just throw them and keep doing that haha