H.P. Lovecraft: The Magician of Darkness

This is from a videocassette I stole from the warehouse at Area 51 (when we raided the place to get the BrainVac prototypes). It appears to be random bits of amalgamated footage from a beta-version of some obscure FMV (full-motion video) game, not unlike "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties."

When I first saw the video, I was *terrified.* The "actor" in the FMV game looks almost exactly like me! It was as if I was looking into a mirror while watching it, as I have no memory of appearing in any FMV game (except a pornographic one entitled "Battlestar Orgasmica"). I locked myself in my basement for weeks on end, obsessively watching this tape over and over again, day in and day out. I get this "funny feeling" at about 3:45. I just...I just HAVE to watch it.

I've spend years obsessively tracking down any information I could find regarding the existence of this game, or the production company "CelTech," and have consistently come up blank; it's as if it was erased from existence. Oddly enough, everyone else who I showed it to died under exceptionally grotesque circumstances (not unlike the cursed videotape from "The Ring"); effectively, I STRONGLY recommend that you do not watch it for that very reason.

Here are the "Inventory" lists from the game:

SCENE ONE:
INVENTORY:
Dustin Diamond Blow-Up Sex Doll
Dustin Diamond's Autograph
Mason jar containing lit flame
Book: "People of the Monolith"
Dream Recording Device
Human Pancreas
Medallion: "Symbol of Penitence"
Copy of King James Bible
Russian Roubles (?)
Russian Phrasebook
.44 Magnum Pistol
LOOK/TALK TO/WALK TO/USE/READ/LOOK AT

SCENE TWO:
INVENTORY:
Butt Wipe
Gary Coleman
"Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" novelization
(unintelligible)
Crack Pipe
Gary Coleman's Autograph (?)
EAT/SMELL/IGNITE/WALK TO/LOOK AT/TALK TO/USE/OPEN

Category:

Film & Animation

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• plumbersdontwearties

[SatanicFilmHouse]

@GeppettoProductions Albert Ghoulardi had his face burned off by acid. That's why he wears masks all the time.

[GeppettoProductions]

Did Albert Ghoulardi help you raid Area 51?