PSYCHO FRENCH TEACHER

that awkward moment when you find out your french teacher is a half-dog/robot psychopath.

Danecdotes episode 1 :D
technically 2 if you count Burglar Rape but we'll say that was a prologue.

make sure you've seen my last video 'POM-BEAR MASSACRE'! it was aawweessomme - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neIizsYFtOw

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[CizzaXanneX]

I made my French teacher cry cause i kept saying 'Je mange petit infant' which means I Eat Little Children. I was fully aware of this. She has now left.

FUCK YEAH!XD

[candycakkkes]

@MeowNation no. just no.

[ilovekymmmm]

this would totally happen at my school! its like a cross between our french teacher and a maths teacher there :L i love you

[Nerdfightingallday]

when i was in kindergarten i had a teacher that asked my brother's class to find a microscopic flower part and yelled at them cause they couldn't see itShe also yelled at me for coloring out of the lines when i was in KINDERGARTEN.... she was fired :)

[randomnus101]

my teacher shaves in class and walks around bear foot and eats burritos the size of all the students heads combined and she wrote pg-13 words on the bored for a group of sixth graders ..............................­............................HE­LP ME ..DAN

[kiwisgoquack]

My current English teacher degrades us and calls us "abortion survivors." xD It's funny though, well sometimes -_-

[smudgetaz1]

My 3rd grade music teacher that Dr./Mrs thing. It was so annoyying. On the board it said "Dr./Mrs....longname" and that year her intro for year was "hello, my name is mrs..longname but feel free to call me Dr. longname. It was really annoying.

[Q6715S523]

Back in my seventh grade year I had an 'odd' Spanish teacher. He would walk around the class room carrying either a turtle, or a lizard. And when someone spoke out of turn, he would shove the thing in the student's face and tell them to kiss it. It made everyone keep quiet, for a while. And after a month of this, one student stood up to the teacher and was forced to sing a song about lizards in Spanish while the teacher ate the student's sack lunch. All in all it was a very odd year.

[Forelockify]

my french teacher has extreme kankle legs, she's 25 and acts like she's been a teacher forever she's so friggin grumpy. apparantly every single class she teaches is the worst class in the entire building. awks.

[OpiumAntics]

Uh Dan, your French teacher was obviously a werewolf.

He keeps dog biscuits, because duh, dogs eat them. Instead of taking things and burying them in the yard, he took something that wasn't important and hid it behind things. The broken CD's are probably because all CD's give off extremely high frequencies that only DOGS can hear. The outfits? He needed them, because he would tear through his clothes and wake up just in time to go to his work as a "teacher".

Duh, guys.

[SarahTheEvilLam]

My RE teacher... looked like Jesus. He came from china and cried in the cupboard every lesson saying stuff like "i had to leave those lovely chinese children for you shitty little cunts". And the year7s followed him around, with their hands in a prayer making that 'ahhhh' angel/heaven noise :')