Biscuit Rap with lyrics ^^

Johnny's biscuit rap from "Two pints of lager and a packet of crisps"

Lyrics:

Because Because
Cos you could keep any bitch like I'm a rich tea
Which tea?
I tell you I'm a Junkie a flunkie,
Cruising my ass with the orio,
Don't need a ho.
Got my Garibaldi, not Barlow he's gone now.
I need a Kit Kat,
When the rhymes fat,
With the beat I can't cheat,
Can a biscuit cheat like a mother,
HELL NO!
But Johnny don't you know ohh oh

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,

I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not good enough for you and me,

I aint gonna go and have a roll in the hay,
No way, I'll have a fig roll,
You dig bro,
Don't wanna go out having fun,
I stay at one with the borbon,
A hob nob that's the only dog I'm dipping,
I ain't flippin, wanna cookie?
You be tripping.
The ho's say
'try my choc chip treats.'
That ain't sweet,
I ain't no piece of meat,
I want wafer,
You been away for a night,
With a she-dog,
You want a biscuit,
BUT DOG DONT GOT NONE NO!

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in you tea,
Even though they're nice and crunchy hush up bitch!
I got my lovely crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again,
In case you missed it,
I ain't dunking a girl like a biscuit,
I ain't gunna change so don't try to twist it.
HELL NO

Can you see the philosophy,
Of the desire,
That these biscuits,
They can cause in me,
And my soul will ever be entwined,
With the hole left,
When a mother however fine,
Tries to share my life,
With my biccy time.

Don't be fooled when you dip'em in your tea,
They're not, they're not gonna make you happy,

I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'm gonna say it again in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.

I got my lovely, crunchy biscuits,
Hell I'll say it once more in case you missed it,
I ain't dunking no girl like a biscuit,
Never gonna change so don't try to twist it.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• biscuit
• rap
• two
• pints

[Bubblingbrew]

Now we know what TB do when he isn't making videos... He''s searching for biscuits on youtube.

[Highwind017]

Trust Total Biscuit to fave this.

[kayleedance613]

67 people were fooled when they dipped their biscuits in their tea& they were not happy.

[Georgiaaaa0]

dont be a fool when you dip um in ya tea they not gonna make u happy LOL

[DonOfB38]

Wanna Cookie? You'd Be Tripin'

[MDMNJr]

HUSH UP BITCH!!!

xaxaxaxa i need to pee

[TheKirk15]

I stay one with the Borboun

[loldi12]

Live stream sent me

[archyzz]

@domowomo123 Troll-alert *alarm sounding*

[mcmcman2]

y is apollo raping about tb?

[NeonisDead]

BUSCUIT haha roflmfao this is the greatest thing yet:D