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Uploaded on Jun 2, 2010

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Lyrics:

"The problem is all inside your head", she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logically
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

She said it's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Ooo slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
Don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
Get yourself free

She said it grieves me so to see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do to make you smile again
I said I appreciate that and would you please explain
About the fifty ways

She said why don't we both just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning you'll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways to leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover

You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Oh you hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

Slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don't need to be coy, Roy
You just listen to me
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don't need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free

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  • Peter F.

    LMAO Kick her in the taco, Paco.

    

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  • Christian Ortiz

    Like if the last Veep episode brought your here.

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  • ysgol3

    just have a Guinness, Glynis.

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  • Lucky Stephens

    Hit her pussy, Lucy.

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  • adarxs

    Your'e the guy im searching for my whole life.

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  • Jacque Voss

    A great man often used lyrics of this song to test people. Not people that he knew, but more, people who were just in passing. A cashier, an attendant, actually, any person, that in conversation, he felt he needed to thank. He did this to check and see if they were on the level... His level. Person showing their kindness would say "Here ya go sir!" Andy would reply, "Well I appreciate that" (He'd Pause) "But could you please explain about the 50 ways?" Their reaction was his answer. Great test!

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  • Todd Mushaw

    His style is so distinctive, I immediately knew it was Gadd on the drums. I just recently rediscovered this song. Amazing musicianship. Incredible sound engineering. The sonics are incredible.

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  • Mark Johnson

    And then she kissed me and I realized she probably was right

    There must be fifty ways to leave your lover

    Fifty ways to leave your lover

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  • Mike Reed

    ya lick a the split stan,sniff a line stan,licka the crack dack,finger the butt dan,eat the fish tish,ohhhh,ya.

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  • Maja Fillies

    klasse

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