Dumb Movies - Dungeons and Dragons - Every ounce of rage
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anyone else here from Suburban Knights? lol
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@firetube93 GIVE ME YOUR RAGE, FOREST!
All Comments (97)
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All right, now show me pouting! I want pouting! Now show me sassy! You're a sassy dragon! Ohh, you're a DIRTY little dragon, aren't you?! Ha-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta!
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@ElvenWarrior891 winning comment.
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Goooooood... I can USE every OOOUNCE of your RAAAGE hatatatata!
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I just realised i've spent 5 minutes just pressing 8 repeatedly...5 minutes well spent
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You are powerless before MEEEEE
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@flickeriesLook, firstly, I'm 22 and my nuts are well intact. Second, I'm a male human, not a female dog, so the word "bitch" is irrelevant. And third and last, the acting isn't bad (I've seen worse. Have you ever seen The Room?) It's just over-the-top and hilarious to look at, but anyone who has played D&D and pays close attention to the movie would know they did everything wrong.
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He is doing this on purpose, to give atleast SOMETHING to the movie ;)
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@ambskater97 You've no right to call me 'kid', you eleven year old nutless bitch. This isn't bad acting, go troll on your diapers instead of youtube will ya, boy? This place is for adults.
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@flickeries open your eyes kid
Isn't it funny? Irons acts in two films about dragons (neither of which were good) and remains the most entertaining thing about both for different reasons. I'm assuming when he saw that not even an enjoyably hammy performance could save this film he figured he could do something with Eragon as he actually had some mildly passable dialouge as opposed to guys like Malkovich and Carlyle. At least he made that one something you could sit through without being permantly damaged.
balrog13571 2 months ago 4
@balrog13571 Oh yeah, Malkovich is one of the worst fucking actors I've ever seen.
He should write a book on how to take the one character, involving monotone vocals and wooden features, and use it to cast across a thousand roles.
Loafaeralus 2 months ago