Paul Stanley's (KISS) Single Greatest Stage Rap

Here's what happens when a KISS fan of over 30 yrs. has way too much free time, finds over 2 hilarious hours of Paul stage banter online, and thinks he can master the iMovie program in 15 minutes or less.

It's a compilation of Paul stage raps (mixed over Peter's drum solo from the "Alive!" album) mashed together to form the Ultimate Paul Stanley Live Stage Banter Experience. Before the hate mail comes flying in like mortar shells from the front lines of the KISS Army, let me re-state that I have loved these guys since '77. All in good fun. Enjoy!

Of course, I do not claim to own the copyrights to any of the images or sound contained herein. Just a guy having some fun with found objects from the 'net.

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[CowbellProfessional]

I almost gave my laptop a coffee shower when he said the licked stuff. His banter is corny, but if he stopped we would have one less thing to laugh about in the world.

[viola1]

@CowbellProfessional Nice! Like you said, it's corny, but I hope he never stops doing it.

[ChaseFranklinProject]

Hhahaha to this day, Paul still says those things! Come on man it's gettin old, get some new stuff! Love these guys!

[viola1]

@ChaseFranklinProject You wouldn't believe how many sound bites I found of Paul saying the same exact thing at a million different shows. Could have filled 2 hours with just his talking.

[ajaxrules1975]

Stanley's rants were great in the 70's. Nowadays it is embarrassing.

[viola1]

@ajaxrules1975 So true, so true.

[jilabel]

Stanley Banter is some of the best stuff out there

[ThePptguru99]

Funny, you didn't include the LOVE GUN rant right before....."People? Y'know I was walking into the doctor's office....d'ya undeastaaaaaaand???????? And so I go walking in, I was sitting down, reading my MAGAZINE, my Reader's Digest.....and all of a sudden.........

[classicrocker987]

Fuckin funny - guys like to get licked - me and mate have seen them god knows how many times - hilarious!!!!

[Kimindigo]

ha ha ..paul must be gay

[viola1]

@sethmccarty1976 Thanks man. It was a labor of love, definitely. I've always thought Paul's stage talk was pretty damn entertaining, bordering on ridiculous sometimes, but I still love the old KISS. Figured it would be fun to imagine what it would be like if he did ALL his stage talk in one show, in one long rant. Thanks for watching!