joke : butter my corn bitch

This one always gets people:

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Two guys are stranded in the desert dying of thirst. As they're walking along they see a little shack. They run up to it and knock on the door. A big, fat, hairy, smelly, ugly, lady answers.
The first man tells the lady about their situation and begs her for a drink.
The woman says, "Sure, if you fuck me."
The first man replies, "I would rather die in this desert than sleep with your fat, smelly ass."
The second man, however, wants to live and agrees to do the deed. He and the woman enter the shack, leaving the first man outside. When they reach the kitchen, the woman says, "fuck me then!"
The man agrees to do it only if she will close her eyes. He looks around the kitchen and sees a table full of corn on the cob. He picks one up, fucks her with it and throws it out the window. The women opens her eyes and asks for it again.
The man agrees and repeats the deed. The women is finally satisfied and agrees to give the man and his friend some water. The man calls his friend in and informs him that the women is going to give them some water.
The friend replies, "Fuck the water! I want some more of that buttered corn."

- Marc

thanks marc,

-d

music by kevin macleod

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[I4mfr34ky]

I always heard this joke with a carrot, not corn!

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