Golf Sex

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golf - it's related to sex, you'll see
listen to me
i got a stiff shaft and a big ol' head thats right\but it won't bite
you got a twosome, a threesome, and maybe a four
and if you get lucky you just might score
thats golf

the first hole was kinda hard to find
from the clubhouse
i whipped it out and i hit it right down the middle
where i like it
the next shot comes, i had too much club and i ended up all wet
i lost my mind and one of my balls
and i thought that i should quit
then i though about

golf - it's related to sex, you'll see
listen to me
i got a stiff shaft and a big ol' head thats right\but it won't bite
you got a twosome, a threesome, and maybe a four
and if you get lucky you just might score
thats golf

backside here i come - literally
i hope to God theres no wind in my face
FART
when im lining up my putt
i hit it too, lipped it out, tapped it in, pulled it out
kinda pissed, not gonna lie
then i thought about

golf - it's related to sex, you'll see
listen to me
i got a stiff shaft and a big ol' head thats right\but it won't bite
you got a twosome, a threesome, and maybe a four
and if you get lucky you just might score
thats golf

quiet on the tee im about to hit
my shot
and im gonna do it whether you like it or not
oh yeah
make sure the driver is out of its sock
be - cause - im about to pop...
*POP*
then i thought about

golf - it's related to sex, you'll see
listen to me
i got a stiff shaft and a big ol' head thats right\but it won't bite
you got a twosome, a threesome, and maybe a four
and if you get lucky you just might score
thats golf
it's related to sex, you'll see
listen to me
i got a stiff shaft and a big ol' head thats right\but it won't bite
you got a twosome, a threesome, and maybe a four
and if you get lucky you just might score
thats golf

yeah, yeah, eee-yea-eee-yeah.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• golf
• sex
• guitar
• acoustic
• funny
• song

[juhstinn]

You must kill every open mic you go to! LOL

GOLF SEX!

[katzorange]

Dude, i love this song! ur voice rocks and the way the play the guitar too:) holla!

[griswold1994]

love it dude i golf and this is so sweet

[humbucker21]

Genius... honestly man... genius. fuckin bravo

[SxyShorty007]

omg love ittt !!! wnt on my fne :)

[ltsvonn]

YEAH!!!! That was awesome!! Way to go.

[56panhead]

Way catchy little tune there Craig, especially for a guitar and golf lover as myself. I ran 4 different Tour Vans in 7 yrs on the PGA Tour before getting burned out on being a "Road Warrior", never home. Got to play with some real guitar-golf lovers, Vince Gill, Dan Tyminski, Rudy Gatlin, Peter Jacobson,.even Lee Trevino(Tex-Mex!) Another fellow Commodore was one of my contract players, Schnedecker(spelling?) Glad to see him doing well out there, he's a good kid, and Will McKenzie is way cool!

[nbhatc]

lol

[neontrail]

good shit man!!! Very nice work

[bworiginal]

I already thought golf was a sexy sport; and the players, now days especially are always dressed so hot. The clean khakis and silk shirts, the bright colored tight, low cut pants. I like when they play in the rain too, and get their waterproof gear all wet and soggy. I honestly j/o and CAME while I was listening/watching you sing your song. Thanks for making a great song about golf!!!