Kevin: Look man, back off
The guy was holding a knife while getting closer and closer
Joe: Dude, 3 on 1, isn't gonna work
The man pulled a gun out of his back pocket
???: Ya sure about that Joe?
Joe: How do you know me!
Jana: Joe
Sydney: Everyone knows you
Joe: Yea but this guy is like 45
Nick: I think you need to get your eyes checked Joe
???: I'm 25 you retard
Jana: Whats your name anyway, otherwise were gonna call you mr. stalker
???: My names Zac
Kevin: Okay Zac, what were you doing stalking my girl?
Zac: I like
Nick: Where did you even meet her?
Joe: I know
Everyone: Huh?
Joe: He never met her, he just saw her at a volleyball game
Zac: How you know?
Joe: Cause I saw you that day when we were there
Kevin: Good eye Joe, but look. She don't want you, so just leave
Zac: Not until I get rid of the only reason she can't
Nick: Thats not gonna solve anything
Zac: I don't really care curly
Jana: He has a name
Zac: Yea, curly. Now (pointing the gun at Kevin) you gonna die like a man?
Sydney: How the heck do you die like a man?
Joe: Um, I don't know
Kevin: Yes I am
He punches Zac in the face making him drop the gun. Zac swings the knife back and forth at Kevin and cuts him on the arm. Joe tackles Zac to the ground and the knife falls as Nick grabs the gun and knife.
Joe: Call the cops, I can't hold him down forever.
Bonnie calls the cops and they wait for them to arrive
The cops come and Joe can finnally gets off of Zac
Joe: Oh man that hurt
Sydney put her arms around him and he rested his head on her shoulder.
Joe: That feels better
Bonnie and Kevin were explaining the story to the cops
Police: Ok we'll need you in trial on Thursday
Kevin and Bonnie: Trial?
Police: Yes trial, where they go and sentence the man who did the bad thing. I suggest you watch some Law and Order. (he is about to walk away) Oh, and take those 4 for wittnesses
He walks away and they close the door behind him
Bonnie: Ugh, one thing after another
(putting his arms around her) Kevin: Well at least hes gone
Bonnie: Yea, (yawning)
Kevin: Want me to stay with you tonight?
Bonnie: You don't have to
Kevin: But I want to
Joe: (jumping) Yay!!! SLEEPOVER!!!
Sydney: (sarcastically) Joe, who said you were invited?
Joe: (pretending to walk out) Fine...I didn't wanna come to your little sleepover anyway
He runs into Sydneys room and jumps on her bed. Sydney follows after
Sydney: What are you doing?
Joe: Becoming one with the bed
Sydney: Why?
Rolls over so Sydney could join and pats side of bed
Sydney: Joe....
Joe: Oh come on, nothings gonna happen
Sydney: I know
Living Room**
Nick: Well I guess me and Jana will sleep out her on that really comfy couch (the couch really was comfy, it was like a bed) and you guys can sleep in Bonnies room.
Kevin: Ok
Bonnie: Lets go, I sleepy
Kevin: (laughing ok)
Everyone lays down and falls asleep after a long night.
Ah, no cliffe
jonas whore are lame
dsaffery4 3 years ago
Joe: (jumping) Yay!!! SLEEPOVER!!!
Sydney: (sarcastically) Joe, who said you were invited?
Joe: (pretending to walk out) Fine...I didn't wanna come to your little sleepover anyway
He runs into Sydneys room and jumps on her bed. Sydney follows after
Sydney: What are you doing?
Joe: Becoming one with the bed
ahahahahaa
xsuitelifeofjonasx 3 years ago
oohh loved it!
jonaspiratelove 3 years ago