Get Some Ass Tonight: The Ultimate Bromance (Original Song)

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An acoustic song about two douchebags that get ridiculously drunk, try to have sex with sluts, and form the ultimate bromance in Chicago.

Lyrics:
Lets go out tonight and get obliterated
Well be so toasted well be fuckin incinerated
Start off at Cactus, doin fuckin Jager Bombs
Well be so drunk that well fuckin drunk dial our moms.
Then from there we can go to Margarita Rocks
Well be so hot the girls will be up on our cocks
Yeah, fuck yeah

Wait a minute Matt
What is it Pat
Ive got an idea and it guarantees some ass
Theres a dinner thats progressive and I think we should go
We can get fuckin aggressive with every dirty ho
Yeah, fuck yeah

Were gonna get some ass tonight
In the city of Chicago well fuck every girl in sight
Were gonna get some ass tonight
If we can wank a skank then everything will be alright
Yeah, fuck yeah

This progressive dinner blows I havent gotten laid yet
Ive got an erection thats the size of a leer jet
This is worse than the time that I tried to fuck Amy
I mushroom slapped that bitch, and she didnt even thank me
Yeah, fuck yeah

I know bro, but I think Ive got a plan
Lets fuck anything even if its a man
But what if a guy says he doesnt wanna fuck me?
Fuckin bend him over and rape him like a donkey
Yeah! Fuck yeah

Were gonna get some ass tonight
In the city of Chicago, even if its with a guy
Were gonna get some dick tonight
So wont you penetrate me with your mighty stalagmite
Yeah, fuck yeah

If I cant fuck a girl, then Im gonna fuck a guy
If I cant fuck a guy then Ill take anything that cries,
Or sits or stands or walks or breathes or even fucking dies
Yeah, I could fuck a corpse I like formaldehyde
I could fuck you best friend or your sister or your brother
I could fuck a dog or cat or even your grandmother
If we start to get too desperate we could fuck one another
I like the sound of that, I could lube you up with butter

Stick my dick up in your ass pretend youre Sarah Palin
But with your big erection I know its you Im impalin
You dick will be so brown that youll be like Barack Obama
Then Ill blow you so hard theyll call me the unabomba
Yeah, fuck yeah

Were gonna get some as tonight,
We wont settle for abstinence well fuck a transvestite
Were gonna get some ass tonight,
I just hope he comes in my ass not in my fuckin eye
Yeah, fuck yeah

Its only gay if you get an erection
Its only gay if you get an erection
Its only gay if you get an erection
Bro on bro love is just a sign of affection
Yeah.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• 2008
• progressive
• dinner
• bromance
• christmas
• holiday
• original
• song
• jager
• bombs
• adult
• hilarious
• funny
• country
• folk
• folky
• tenacious
• acoustic
• guitar
• douche
• bags
• douchebags
• gonna
• get
• some
• ass
• tonight
• barack
• obama
• sarah
• palin
• matt
• and
• pat
• comedy
• music
• cactus
• margarita
• rocks
• chicago

[cwral]

wow need the lyrics

[chipjet]

Lyrics are now posted to the side. Just click on 'More Info' and you can follow along!

[AaryaRevwal]

haha hell yea man, this song is funny

[podbrother]

Lol great song funny as hell. I would love to cover this. Ill be LMFOA for a while thanks!

[crazzy5015]

Lol kind of late..but nice funny lmao

[petie58]

lol. Thats a pretty good one

[cairyn89]

youre disgusting

[romeyjdogg]

wow, i would put it in pat's butt for sure

[sodacakes3]

Chords pleasE!!!!!!