Chris Crocker - Pretty Pride!

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http://www.mschriscrocker.com

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Comedy

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• chris
• crocker

[bananastickerzgurl]

hey im fat, well thick...anyways im still pretty =D

[Yellie876]

lol what was with the jersey accent at 1:03

[xxsirinityxx]

i have a best friend and he's bi but he cant express himself the way chris does becuz oneday we were walking down the hallway and all these guys came up and followed him calling him gay yelling stay the hell away i dont wanna catch the gay disease its so fucked up how someone would do that to a prson and if anyone else would of done that to me oh fuck no no son of a betch is gonna tell my only friend what he is and what he isnt i just want to let all the people whove done that to a person

[DexterHaven49]

@bananastickerzgurl Yes, some fat girls have the prettiest faces. Delta Burke was hot.

[DexterHaven49]

His voice is an instrument. His face is a movie!! If you don't think so, then "you got no respect at all."

[DexterHaven49]

After 1:00, he does a great NY accent. "No respect at all."

[ringosan8035]

@Youseekerofcum it seems youre more in love with attention than yourself

[dittzybonez]

im big an still pretty its ussually the lil skinny hot bitches that fuck stuff up

[Youseekerofcum]

I AM FUCKING IN LOVE WITH MYSELF I LOVE MYSELF SO FUCKING MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!

A PROVERB: A MIRROR CAN BE EITHER ONES BEST FRIEND OR ONES WORST ENEMY.

IN MY HANDSOME CASE ISNT IT PISSING OBVIOUS???????!!!!!!! WHY IN PISSING NAMES ELSE WOULD I KISS THE PISSING FUCKING CUNTING PISSING MIRROR???????!! I AM HANDSOME, THEREFORE MIRRORS ARE PISSING JUST GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE THEM BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AND BECAUSE I FUCKING LOVE MYSELF!!!!!! FUCK IM SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Youseekerofcum]

I REALLY DO KISS MIRRORS AND ONE OF MY MIRRORS THAT I HAVE WHENEVER I LOOK AT THEM. I HATE UGLY PEOPLE THEY DISGUSTING AND ONE OF THE LOWEST PIECES OF SHIT BACTERIA ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET!!!!!!!! DISGUSTING UGLY BITCHES MAKE ME WANT TO PISSING PUKE, I FUCKING MEAN THAT. I AM THE MOST HANDSOME INDIVIDUAL WHO IS A FUCKING GOD. I FUCKING AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AND THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CUNTING PISSING PIECE OF SHIT JOKE I FUCKING MEAN THIS THIS ISNT A FUCKING JOKE I REALLY AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF!!

[Youseekerofcum]

I FUCKING AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AND THIS IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE I FUCKING CUNTING MEAN IT WHAT THE FUCK WHY IN PISSED FUCKING PISSED PIECES OF SHIT PISSED PIECES OF SHIT PISSED SHIT WOULD YOU THINK ITS A JOKE??????!!!!!!!!!! IT ISNT!!!!!!! SFRTGHSFRGH

I FUCKING AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF, I WISH THERE WERE TWO OF ME, OE MALE, ONE FEMALE, AND THEN I COULD FUCK MYSELF FOR AS LONG AS I WANTED AND AS HARD AS I WANTED!!!!!!!!!!!!! I KISS MIRRORS EVERY TIME I LOOK AT THEM (THAT IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE

[Youseekerofcum]

NOT TO MENTION I AM THE IMPORTANT, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE GREATEST, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THE MOST STUNNING, THE MOST INTELLIGENT, THE MOST HANDSOME, THE MOST TALENTED, THE MOST ABOVE EVERYBODY, THE MOST IMPORTANT, THE MOST STOOD OUT, THE MOST GREATEST, THE MOST HANDSOMEST INDIVIDUAL ON THIS ENTIRE PLANET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!

I FUCKING AM IN LOVE WITH MYSELF AND I FUCKING MEAN THAT AND THAT IS THE TRUTH THAT ISNT A FUCKING JOKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!