Make A Bitch Out Of You (a guide to surviving prison) Song Spoof

Li Shang lends some important advice to the new imates about how not become someone bitch in prison.


LYRICS
To survive in prison
You must watch your ass
Im a paedophile!
What the fuck! well pass
Its the only way
or youve got no hope
and you just dropped the soap
Mister, theyll make a bitch
out of you

To protect your anus
you must shit from with in
Explosive diarrhoea
And they cant get in.


They'll rape, molest and cum on you
And wont finish till they're through
Buddy, they'll make a bitch
out of you


Wish i wasn't condemned to death.
Why did i burn them babies.
Boy was i a fool in school stabbin' her
gotta stop smoking the crystal meth
gonna put his dick
right through me
Now i really wish i made love to Hitler
(HAIL HITLER)

(Be a man)
We must be swift as
a pedofile (WHAT!)
(Be a man)
With all the force
of a dead racoon
(Be a man)
With all the strength
of a raging boner
They'll rape your ass in the
dark side of the room

The men are getting desperate
but dont be a wimp!
Heed my every order
or you'll be their gimp!
You're shaking, you're scared, you've wet yourself
You suck, you're fucked
you're through
Trust me they'll make a bitch
out of you..

(Be a bitch)
We must get used to vibrating dildos
(Be a bitch)
The battery died so they used a broom
(Be a bitch)
They'll make us sequel like Orlando Bloom
(Be a bitch)
They rape us in the dark side of the room! (EEK!)

(Be a bitch)
The convicts force us to suck fuck n Blow
(Be a man)
All you do is Say Hell No!
(Be a bitch/man)
With all the force of raging boner/Theyll make us sequel like Orlando Bloom
(Be a bitch/man)They rape your ass in the
dark side of the room.



Written By The Philpott Bro's

© Gulp Film Productions 2009

gulpfilms.webs.com

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• disney spoof song
• make a bitch out of you
• mulan
• I'll make a man out of you
• spoof
• prison
• funny
• epic
• gulp
• films
• philpott
• superluigis
• prank
• break dance
• cctv
• hiking
• outdoors
• wilderness
• hilarious

[ClassRoomBully]

you really need to make a video making fun of the wizard of oz song. i can't even imagine how funny u could make that

[SuperLuigirules1]

@ClassRoomBully We'll put that on our top priority song list..

[svbnn]

ha ha "there rape you in dark side of the ROOOOM" i almost pissed

[TheKwiesidavis]

llllllllllllllooooooooooooooll­llllllllllllllll

[TheMenstruator]

bunch of faggots.

enjoy your HIV.

[TwiztedHumor]

Hahahaha pretty good idea. With better singing you guys would be fucking pure gold. Keep em up.

[phantomturtle44]

@SuperLuigirules1 Thank you very much ^w^

[SuperLuigirules1]

@phantomturtle44 We'll get to work on some ideas for it tommorow at some point , should be up by Monday, we plan on having a song done every Monday night.

[phantomturtle44]

@SuperLuigirules1 Yay, thank you! :D

Might I suggest a parody of "Bare Necessities" from The Jungle Book?

[VueWorks]

LMFAO!!!!!!

[theotherther1]

@SuperLuigirules1

I was thinking of the first few songs from Part 2 of Joe's Garage.

[SuperLuigirules1]

@theotherther1 Heyyy no that's ok, i was genuinely looking through his work like ooh shit where did he say this!? haha