Calpernia Books Major National Commercial!

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Yesterday, as I was filming a video blog about my hobby of building model ships in a bottle, I got a call from my new agent Carol. It was a screen test for a major contemporary national brand! Here's the footage, plus my screen test!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• calpernia
• actress
• Hollywood
• Adorn
• hair
• spray
• hairspray
• commercial
• ship
• in
• bottle
• transsexual
• transgender
• ts
• tg
• parody

[JERBERJONES]

Callie. Your momma must have dropped you on your head when you was a baby. Just like me. No wonder why we get along so well.

[CalperniaAddams]

I think our moms were pen pals through the Utah/Tennessee women's medical experimentation subject exchange program, they probably traded baby-care tips.

I'll bet you have a bikini brush somewhere in your place...

[FenAllo1]

Calpernia, you're so awesome hahaha <3

Whats your horoscope sign? just out of curiosity!

[CalperniaAddams]

Thanks, everyone! ;)

I'm a Pisces, FenAllo1

[CalperniaAddams]

Hey, "Adorn" is a major national brand of hairspray, dammit! You can find it at lots of... well, at some... well, they have some dusty cans of it at this rundown little drug store in my neighborhood. I think that place is actually a front for a numbers ring, though... sigh.

[MirandaZ2000]

LOL! Excellent. I agree, you should have your own show -- I would totally watch it.

[AbuAmirah]

This chick is funny as hell, how come she doesn't have her own show. If she does please tell me what channel its on

[SimplySchaun]

You were serving some serious Drew Barrymore. :)

[HeIsVickyVox]

i just died ... that bottle... god i love you

[furrycatherder]

Great vid, Callie --

When I first saw the name "Bikini Brush" I assumed it was a spoof ad for a brush for, you know, "Bikini Area Hair". But the ad was still very funny.

And you need a real show. On a real network. So I can stop watching you on YouTube.

[furrycatherder]

Great vid, Callie. When I first saw the "bikini brush" name I thought it was a brush for, you know, "bikini area" hair.  But the actual "bikini brush" was funny enough :D

[malcolmhex]

ohnoes, that poor little ship in the bottle. hopefully the ship wasn't too ruined lol

[Julesboy]

One of my favourite Youtube video ever... Can't stop watching it... ^_^

[shortnsweet288]

You reminded me of Drew Barrymore, very funny!

[Whitehorze]

LMAO... That was hilarious...5 stars...

[Lailaah974]

you look like blair warldorf's mother in gossip girl, she's a real woman and you too,beautiful woman.

[chad5161]

lol