Tell Me Bout' The Last Guy Who Called You a Bitch FREESTYLE // JOEY LAZER 2009

Alright
so i was walkin home
and night in the ghetto and all
I was assuming i was gunna get jumped
cuz thats just always what im assuming when im walking home from central
So im nearly to my house
when outta nowhere this black kids runnin at me
when he gets closer i see hes got a goddam snowball in his hand
he holds it like hes gunna throw it then shouts PSYCH NIGGA and just runs past me
but of course he throws it at the back of my head
so
I start to pick up some snow, to throw back
but he runs past me, and all far down the sidewalk with another snow ball and is just taunting me
His little brother runs out of the house and yells Are you gunna throw that at my brother?!
Im thinkin, uhh your brothers all the way down there, im gunna throw it at you
So i throw the snow ball at the kid
and keep walking
His brother throws the second snow ball at me, which i dodge like a ninja
I keep walking
look over my shoulder, and of course, the dudes picking up yet another snow ball
So i spit at him
and miss
and he gets all up in my face
and is like YOU SPIT AT ME???
and im like, uhhh obviously
and hes like YOU WANNA DO SOMETHIN
and im like dude, im bigger than you, il take you to the fucking ground, step off
so he laughs and does that whole dis guy please head turn, you know what im talking about
and he starts taking off his gloves
and im like
Dudeeeeee
you do not want to do this
I will destroy you
Back the fuck off bitch
nd hes like
nu uh
nu uh
Lemme tell you about the last nigga that call me a bitch
lemme tell you bout the last nigga that call me a bitch
and im like oh yeah tell me BITCH
and hes like il give you the first shot
right here
im like bro, im not going to deck you and end up beating your ass so you can come off all innocent and defenseless like
and hes like yeah
thats cuz im smart
HIT ME
I GIVE YOU THE FIRST SHOT
I just roll my eyes, and spit on his shoe
He looks at his shoe
looks at me
looks back at his shoe
looks at me
Does this about 19 more times
until finally he spits back
and of course
misses
I whip back my head and laugh like a madman
he spits again
this time, hits me right in the fuckin mouth
and im just like
OKAY
and he darts
two fuckin steps is all it took to catch him
I grab his fucking throat and throw him onto the ground
and just start beating
screaming
TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST GUY THAT CALLED YOU BITCH
LETS HEAR ABOUT THE LAST GUY WHO CALLED YOU BITCH
and his little brother is screaming GET OFF HIM!
and i just keep going
til i eventually come to my senses
Get up
fix my hair
Look down at him
say
Spit in my fuckin face?
and deliver a swift kick to the ribs
spit in HIS face
then casually
finish
my walk
home.

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