Pilots Vs Mechanics

Bed Wetters

Category:

Film & Animation

Tags:

• pilot
• pilots
• mechanic
• mechanics
• funny
• vs
• helicopter
• bed wetters
• robbi
• robby
• maintainence

[rgrahamwatson]

Hmm... sure... but if there weren't pilots, you wouldn't need mechanics to fix anything. All maintenance should realize their place. They have no reason to work if not for pilots, otherwise their shiny perfect aircraft isn't going to do anything. Get a life, get over yourself, go get a college education or stop whining.

[region357]

@rgrahamwatson

exactly right... the pilots job is to break the aircraft, so we can fix it

[nevervne]

@region357 sounds like someone is a little upset that he can't afford a pilot's license. It's OK, I'll give you my favorite quote.

"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."

It's OK, my earthbound ancestor. I'll take you flying someday.

[region357]

@nevervne to the contrary. this sketch was written by someone with both commercial and private pilot licences, we simply made this because maintenance is the current occupation of the writer.

it's OK, my high flying friend i will fix your fucked up helicopter.

[xxSiiCHoxx4428xx]

@9898Bren spend 5 mins on a flight line and just count how many times you hear the word "fuck"... on the flight line its not a word, its a comma.

[JamaicanDave1980]

lol rlol..

[martinezrudy3245]

i determined the problem is a left and right ear piece malfunction in your headset. HAHAHA

[anthonyorr84]

@rgrahamwatson Actually some are just watched by pilots. All you have to do these days is load a mission plan and the aircraft does its thing.

[anthonyorr84]

@MrBrowne86 I wouldn't trust a pilot to fix a sandwich.

[unambitious]

@nevervne You're extrapolating a lot from my user name *cough* idiot *cough*. Why would I entrust my life with someone that holds to such a dumbshit quote and assumes my interests/work ethic based on a user name made years ago? You can fly on your own bud (which you are used to no doubt). I have no interest in flying for financial and time issues. And just because you laugh at ultralights doesn't make me any less correct and you any less a blithering ballsack gobbling pole rider that's wrong.

[nevervne]

@unambitious

Ultralights.. hahaha..

as your name states, you are too unambitious to pursue general aviation. It's ok. As I said earlier,

"The ultimate responsibility of the pilot is to fulfill the dreams of the countless millions of earthbound ancestors who could only stare skyward and wish."

Let me know the next time you're around KARR and I'll offer you a flight in a Super Decathlon, and we'll go up and do some acro, big guy! ;)

[unambitious]

@nevervne I deleted my comment because I didn't link it as a reply to the fucktard it was directed at and I didn't feel like typing it again. That said, you don't need a license to fly. Look up the stipulations for ultralights and you will see.

[nevervne]

@unambitious Deleted your comment because you said that you don't need a pilots license to fly? hahaha