Castlevania CotM Iron Golem Thief Mode Lv 11

Geeze! This boss is ugly as hell! He looks like a pile of crap and moves like one as well. Hey! Where did ya get those vomit green boxers!? Did yer momma buy 'em for you!? AHAHAHAHAHA!!! Mr. Iron Golem obviously has no sense of fashion unlike Nathan and his fabulous Stylish Suit! Even though... the Stylish Suit is dropped by a female enemy (Heat Shade) and looks like a dress... I guess that makes Nathan a stylish crossdresser! Woooooooo!!!

Anyways, this guy is a piece of crap, I mean a piece of cake... actually I mean both. The Iron Golem's little regeneration move is almost never a concern, but it can kinda drag out the battle when you're playing thief mode on a low-ish level. However! I am continually damaging him, because if he ever fully recovered HP, those little green 5's would be replaced by little green 0's.

Afterwards, Hugh strolls in and is pissed that Nathan "stole" this boss away from him. Hey buddy, you didn't miss much. Then after his little emo outburst, he runs towards a dead end room and somehow magically disappears. Whatever, as long as he keeps his mitts off my stylish Hooker Boots! ... ... ... Wait just one damn minute! If Hugh came from the right... wouldn't he have to first walk by the Iron Golem? This means he arrived before Nathan and this crap about Nathan stealin' his glory is full of crap! ... Actually, depending on what direction Nathan is facing when he beats the boss, Hugh may arrive and exit from the left which makes the scene make a lot more sense.

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• Nathan

[n00bsaibot999]

lmao @ description. hugh did always kinda strike me as emo.

[Heintax]

Heh. If Hugh was playable in this game, his job title would be Whiny Bastard.

[Amyler00]

Hooker boots. XD That'll keep me amused for awhile now.

[Heintax]

That reminds me... I am actually kinda surprised that Hooker Boots--- I meant Kick Boots/Wall Jumps haven't returned in any other Castlevania. Oh well, as long as they don't take away my rocket jumps.

[SpiralEnigmal]

I always thought that this was one of the lazier bosses -_-''

[abyssion8]

Lawl, that's funny. He kept healing himself.