The Irish Milk Song

The alternative to a regular St. Patrick songs.

Verse 1
It started with a bottle
at 14 times a day
but when i had my first half pint
the bottle went away
had a glass in the morning
and in the afternoon
a large one at supper
and one with my friend the moon
Chorus
I love milk
it tastes so good to me
I love milk
Like stones my bones will be
I love milk
I drink it everyday
and when I'm feeling lonely
it takes my blues away
V2
My teeth can stop a bullet
My nails are hard as steel
I am indestructible
That's the way milk makes me feel
I drink it by the gallon
it's my favorite 4 quarts
I drink it at black tie affairs
I drink it with my sports
Chorus
The stores they couldn't take it
My love for milk so big
They said that I was crazy
That's just the way it is
I just couldn't take it
My love for milk so grand
Went and bought a cow
and 40 acres of land.
Chorus (Alot of times)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Milk
• Irish
• St.
• Patricks
• day
• Parody
• Jingle

[mosesmoorhouse]

I never realised that we sounded like a scott and a Polski combined. Thank you for showing me this.

[hellcharger777]

@mosesmoorhouse. Hope it made you laugh.

[AllTimeLowGaGa8]

R.I.P Aaron.<3

[latimer5646]

That is not Irish milk... try 80% crown royal and 20% Irish Cream mate!!!

[xxxalicemayxxx]

i love milk its the best xxxxxxxxxxx

[kaokan99]

me too :']

one of the many times i'v cried with laughter in your presence

[Niclops]

LOVE ITTTTT :']

[cerberus144]

Ha ha ha, moo.

[xtremegamer1291]

good job

[jimbob9678]

i like milk to