Immediate Music - Goliath
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This plays when my girlfriend unzips my pants. True Story.
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@GregTom2 f#$% yeah
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@adityajuneja7 *Lose
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I used to be the sacriest man in the Philistine army. Then I took a peoble to the forhead.
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" David you little shit. My co** is bigger as you! "
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I like how there's an ad for religious degrees next to this.
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He had a bronze helmet on his head, and he was armed with a coat of mail, and the weight of the coat was five thousand shekels of bronze. And he had bronze armor on his
legs and a bronze javelin between his shoulders.
Now the staff of his spear was like a weaver’s beam, and his iron spearhead weighed six hundred shekels; and a shield-bearer went before him. 1 Samuel 17:5-7
And amazingly with Gods help David still triumphed over Goliath. (even though he had a helmet.) ;)
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David uses the move "Rock Throw". Isn't very effective. Goliath uses hyper be- *takes an arrow to the knee*,
The wild Goliath faints, David is the Winner!
*True Story*
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The first second of the video sounds exactly like Kashmir from Led Zeppelin :) but it changes immediately after that
Yeah, David looks so badass with his sling shot, he will fling the rock at the giants head and - wait... is that head armour?
David: ......F***.
Inyourface209 3 months ago 19
this time david will loose
adityajuneja7 6 months ago 8