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There are no bad pick up lines at all.
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@rockergirll13 Age? Lol.
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@2011CTA LMAO!
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worst pick up line
hey girl do you smell that?
yeah i farted
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THE GUY IS FROM KEY OF AWSOME JERSEY SHORE PARODY
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BOY: how much does a polar bear weigh?
GIRL: idk
BOY: enough to break the ice, im_________
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hay u want to sitt on my lap and talk about the first think that pops up
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1 - I already have 3 of the letters in stud, all I need is U :)
2 - We're going to have sex tonight, cause I'm stronger than you <3
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do you like to australian kiss its like a french kiss but down under
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1-do you believe in love at first site or should i walk by again
2-are u a pirate because i like ur booty
3-do u own a fruit store because u have nice melons
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stare at her crotch for like 5 seconds and then look up and say you going to eat that?
hgtv40 1 month ago 27
Boy: hey!, there you are
Girl: i don't know you.
Boy: i been all over the world looking for you ;)
Girl: :)
TrickyHarley 1 month ago 11