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Have you been fried cuz I see hot all over you. Wanna go for a ride bend over I'm driving
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Hey baby'
If I flip a coin, what are the chances of getting HEAD?
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How about this one: you have 206 bones in your body, would you like one more?
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you: do you know the essential difference between sex and a conversation?
she: no
you: do you wanna go upstairs and talk?
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"You'll do"
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Get you coat - you've pulled.
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I've watched this over and over again!! Soo funny dudee!!:'D
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My favorite pickup line:
*Pull out duct tape*
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do u live on a chcken farm because u sure know how to raise cocks
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YOU WILL GO TO BED WITH ME
*SLAP*
iBuzzinga 6 months ago 12
How do you like your eggs fried scrambled of fertilized.
TheTeeman16 3 months ago 7