Black Lagoon - "Sharp Lady"

Sorry for the delay, folks. Here's another video, this time for Black Lagoon. I like how it turned out, and I hope you do as well.

Visual Source: Black Lagoon, with a screencap from Spaceballs and various images I found on Google Image Search
Audio Source: Cake - "Short Skirt Long Jacket"

Lyrics:
I want a girl with a mind like a diamond.
I want a girl who knows what's best.
I want a girl with shoes that cut and
Eyes that burn like cigarettes.

I want a girl with the right allocations,
Who is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack.
She's playing with her jewelery,
She's putting up her hair,
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a long...jacket.

I want a girl who gets up early.
I want a girl who stays up late.
I want a girl with uninterrupted prosperity,
Who uses a machete to cut through red tape.

With fingernails that shine like justice,
And a voice that is dark like tinted glass!
She is fast and thorough
And sharp as a tack.
She's touring the facilities
And picking up slack.
I want a girl with a short skirt
And a long...long jacket!

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation.
I want a girl with good dividends.
At Citibank, we will meet accidentally.
We'll start to talk when she borrows my pen.

She wants a car with a cup holder arm rest.
She wants a car that will get her there.
She's changing her name
From Kitty to Karen.
She's trading her MG for a
White Chrysler LeBaron.

I want a girl with a short skirt
And a long jacket!

Category:

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Tags:

• black
• lagoon
• anime
• music
• video
• comedy

[Shadowrunner6969]

Is it just me or is there something between Balalaika and Rock in a few of these scenes? Like she has the hots for him? I'm just wondering.

[TClaymore]

@Shadowrunner6969 Possible, on some level. Perhaps she finds his comparative innocence endearing, or she's just messing with him because it amuses her (or because he amuses her).

[paraframe]

I wish I could give this at least 99 more thumbs up votes than I actually can. I can't help but wonder where the idea for this video came from.

[TClaymore]

@paraframe The song's one of my faves, and the idea just clicked.

[katethegreat120]

dangit syd why you don't never show me this

[TClaymore]

T_T I forgoooooooooooot.

[meanmanturbo]

Well, what can I say, Hotel Moscow was half the show for me, Balalaika is awsome!

[Ashessanda]

Awesome) Balalaika is the best)

[Cube210]

0:43 I see what you did there

[TheGree123]

FAVORITE ANIME WOMAN OF ALL TIME!!!

[littlemissliar1]

I want balalaikas boobs...

[Jobrill]

This song fits Balalaika eerily well.

[Icemagor]

I LOVE CHUCK !

[Shadowrunner6969]

@fryfry377 Not if "Two Guns Revy" can have her say on it. Remember, Revy - however reluctant - isn't afraid to draw her Berreta's on Ms. Balalaika if need be. And her muscling in on her territory - namely Rock - would piss Revy off something terrible. xD

[fryfry377]

@Shadowrunner6969 yeah she has that look like she wants to hump him no matter if he wants it or not... and she totally could and get away with it.