"Geek Love" (A Songling)

Lyrics:
A cloaking robe of Elven kind,
hangs in my wardrobe behind
all the things that Mother said
were proper and fine.
And I, I, I-i-i, I-i-i
cannot say why, why why, why
Tonight, tonight,
there's only you tonight.

16 books on magic spells,
stacked below the cloak of Elves.
16 books on magic spells so
elegantly bound.
And I know I, I, I-i-i, I-i-i
cannot say why, why, why, why
tonight, tonight
there's only you tonight.

And I know something, something 'bout you.
And I know something, something about me too.
And you know I know. And I know you know I know.
And you know, I know, etc.
And I know you feel the same way that I do
about Sunday morning cartoons.

So you get the blanket,
I'll get the lucky charms,
and inside our blanket fort
we won't meet any harm(s).

You know things about me that are true
like how I get kind of scared sometimes
when we watch Scooby-Doo.
Not 'cuz it's scary,
but because Fred's totally a fairy.
But Daphne still wants to do him,
I guess he must go to the gym.

I wish she'd hook up with Shaggy,
or maybe Velma.
I dig her glasses and her little, orange, turtleneck sweater.
Yeah, that'd be better.
Yeah, that'd be way, way better.
Hot action. Hot action.
Hot lesbian cartoon action.
That's the way to get hot lesbian cartoon satisfaction.
It's true, it's true,
that's the thing to do.
Hannah-Barbara, I'm looking at you.

Cuz I know I, I, I-i-i, I-i-i
Could not say why, why, why, why
Tonight, tonight, there's only you tonight.

I wish my name was Mary Jane so I could call you tiger.
And when you touch me the vibrations could be
measured by Johannes Geiger.
The earthquake's in my pants,
you know that's true romance.

And at the end of the world,
you know I'd be your girl.
Your girl. You know I'd be your girl.
I've got your six.
'Til then let's east some chex mix,
get me my Halo fix,
we coud learn some bo-staff tricks.
I know it's time to say goodnight, tonight.
And I know every little thing will be alright.
'Cuz when it's time to start the fight, we've got the might to make things right.
Oh-oh we'll make things right.
And that's why it's you tonight, tonight.
There's only you tonight...
(... outro. aka: disintegration of discernible brain thinky.)

That last verse got away from me a little bit.

Thanks for watching!

Inspired by "A Cloaking Robe of Elven Kind" by Marcy Playground.

Put your pants back on, Toby.

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[Williamisaperson]

I hate to point this out, but Charles Richter was the one who came up with the scale for measuring the magnitude of earthquakes. Johannes Geiger invented the Geiger counter for measuring radioactivity.

[zendulo]

@Williamisaperson Oh snap! Good to know! Thank you. It's just so hard to find things to rhyme with tiger. I appreciate knowing this.

[weirdone1579]

This Girl is the Template for Human Cloning, if only we could Perfect the Technology..

[andyroo89]

is this a redhead? if so, <3 I <33333 nerdy/geeky redheads

[BansheeMilk]

I enjoy this very much. Like how a beast enjoys ham.

[TheCoolGuy4Linux]

Do you think you could make a cool GNU/Linux song? I could help promote it for the Linux Foundation, maybe it will make you famous... amongst true geek circles anyway... what do you think?

[shadyhombre]

Totally groovy

[upyours192]

Did anyone else think this was going to be based off that disturbing book by the same name? :p

[sisyphusmustbe]

I don't have to go through all 354 comments to guess how very many marriage proposals are in there. This is wonderfully honest and hilarious. People usually force the funny (not to mention the geek) into their songs. This is flawless.

[andrewdraper3]

Awesome

[monkscrat]

the last verse is always my favorite makes me smile every time :) thanks

[sailorstarllights]

ROTFLMAO! NIce vid! OMG this was amazing! XD

[MrGoofysk8]

sorry, but the original is better.