Cledus T. Judd - I Love NASCAR (Lyrics)

"I Love NASCAR" * parody of "I Love This Bar" by Toby Keith * feat. Toby Keith

DISCLAIMER:
I do NOT own the rights to this song.
This Song belongs to Cledus T. Judd.


Lyrics:
We got owners, favorite drivers,
Boy, that Tony Stewart's a whiner.
An' we got rookies, advertisers,
**Like, uh, let's see: Havoline, Target, sharpie, Caterpiller, Nextel,
**Mountain Dew, DuPont, Lowes, Home Depot, Kodak,
**M&Ms, UPS, Tide, Alltel, Gillette, Kelloggs, Viagra, DeWalt, and uh Budweiser.
But the trophy girls still have my favorite parts.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

We got cautions, we got pitstops,
You can't hear a dang thing once the flag drops.
An' poor Kyle Petty, an' swervin' Marlin, ha ha,
Are gonna find it tough to beat Mark Martin.
'Cause that Viagra car is always driven hard.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just watchin' Jeff Gordon plow up a wall,
Puts a smile on Dale Junior's face.
No caviar. It's it's beer an Mopar.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

I like short tracks, you'll see more wrecks,
An' about a million screamin' rednecks.
An' ol' Jeff Burton, ha, an' poor Mike Skinner,
Well, they've done forgot what it's like to be a winner.
An' Ken Schrader still ain't sure who his sponsors are.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

**"Hey, that was a close one up there boys.
**"Bout got into one there."
**"I might pull over right up here next pitstop,
"I want you to get two right front tires"
"I need a wedge on the left side to keep this windshield playin' on the gas.
"An' you don't care, hand me a pair of underwear, I have messed all in my drawers."

I like football. (I like football.)
I like my wrestlin'.
I like a good game of air hockey,
I like some ping pong now an' then.
How about you, Toby?

I love NASCAR, it's my kind of race.
Just to see Big E back on the track,
Would put a smile on every face.
No-one drove a car quite like Earnhardt.
Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, I love NASCAR.

Vroom, vroom, vroom: Gentlemen, start your engines:
I love NASCAR.

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Music

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• Keith
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• I Love This Bar

[JMannGirl]

It would put a smile on my face to see Big E on the track again! R.I.P Dale Earnhardt

[pokerman1334]

to see big e back on the track would put a smile on my face for sure.

RIP dale

[TeamJedFitness]

number 3 the with out you its just not the same ill see you up in heaven rip

[moviedick77]

this is some serious redneck shit

[ThisLastRebel]

I watched the cocacola 600 last night. I laughed my ass off when Kyle Busch crashed. God I hate that prick.

[DukesOfHazzardGirl48]

1 person hates Dale Earnhardt

[DukesOfHazzardGirl48]

Love it!!!! The Gordan in the wall needed that yesterday!!

[kodiakdipper1]

@pokerman1334 dude dale is such a good driver

[kodiakdipper1]

@pokerman1334 drop dead

[thebrandonp88]

RIP BIG E

[lydiascats]

I love this song, and I love NASCAR (go Denny Hamlin!). I escpecially like the part about Jeff Gordon going into the wall, since I hate Gordon...

[PurpleHillSeeker]

oh oh god cant stop laughing!