Starbucks Rap

This is the original Starbucks Rap. The lyrics are below. If you're going to use this rap in your own video, please credit this one. Thanks!
Inspired by the McDonalds Rap, Vanilla Latte decided to write a drive-thru rap of her own for Starbucks. Beatbox provided by The Tall Frothy One.

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I need a caramel macchiato so make it a grande
A double shot espresso, extra whip on a latte
A Tazo passion or green shaken iced tea
And while you're at it, heat up a muffin for me
I wanna peppermint white chocolate soy milk mocha
Don't make it to hot, cuz I don't wanna choke-a
I want something else, wait a second or three
Yeah a pumpkin spice frap light blended coffee
I wanna triple grande cinnamon latte with soy
And a copy of Shep's book Beautiful Boy.
Give me something else, I want something to eat
Cuz a seven layer bar is my favorite treat.
I want a cream cheese Danish and a hot cross bun
And a poppy seed bagel, just for fun
Now that I have plenty of food
I got one more order so make it good
A tall caramel frap with caramel on top.
Flat lid two napkins don't spill a drop
Don't worry 'bout payment cuz I got a gift card
Hope this complicated order isn't too hard
But I really do hope I get my order for free
If not y'all gotta spit a rap back at me.

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[erinxoxobabee]

I mean it's a good rap but I hope you didn't make those Baristas actually try and get that. If you did then you're extremely rude and that's totally uncalled for... -A Barista

[TheQuietThings17]

...do we look like bitches? Furthermore, do we look like we have 50 people to drink all of that?

[Djthegamer988]

This is a parody of Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys, isn't it? :P Old song

[TheQuietThings17]

Actually it's a parody of Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue. Older song :P

[jayla scott]

good and the beat was good and he pretty

[DestWipp05]

Anyone else find this and then look up restraunt raps?(;

[lilniga superfast]

yo he be spitten at u

[Gustavo Weschenfelder]

Brancos fazendo Rap o.O kk'

[FordRacing202202]

That was clever!

[TheDemonAngel28]

how much was the bill? lol.

[Jin Uzuki]

that was sick yo!

[SeparatedForJesus]

"cause i don't wanna choke-a" lol, hope you passed calculus though

[david mejia]

youre so fucking stupid go kill ur self

[Atlhawksjj]

BARS.