Rolf Harris ::: Big Dog (with lyrics on the side bit)

Rolf Harris singing Big Dog Maybe my last Rolfy vid, the others on Youtube have plenty of good virals supporting them specially the Court of King Caraticous ~~~~~~~~~
UPDATE 14/09/09
I gave up to soon ... I have done at least 9 more since I wrote this ... Ha ha :-)
In the process of offering up another
Just for a change I have put up the lyrics :)

(Rolf wobble boarding and doing his panting beat with a doublebass twanging away)
This great big wolf hound's standing staring at me,
Licking his chops and weighing me up for tea.
I'm a guy who don't scare easily.
That's the truth, cor, look at that tooth,
And he's just standing, slobbering and panting, Looking at me.

They never had this great dog here yesterday.
Her old man's bought him just to scare me away.
I bet he's in there laughing, shouting 'Hooray'.
And I'm scared to death, and puppy dog's breath,
is coming faster, it's gonna be disaster,
I daren't run away.

Her dad's got a right to object to the way I dress,
I guess.
But to buy a huge pup to tear me up,
Look his jaws and his paws and his maws all wet,
It's not sweat, it's saliva,
and he'll be the sole survivor.
That's pure vindictiveness.

So, when his great mastiff has torn me limb from limb,
What'll his precious daughter think about him.
I'm not very bright but I'm certainly not that dim.
You see, then, her father,
He will have made me a martyr (you see).
And when me head's been torn to shreds,
She's gonna blame him.

Sounds gory, don't it?
I've turned green.
Still I might as well go in a blaze of glory,
If you know what I mean.
Just the same, I wish I had the courage to run.
Either that or I wish I had a dirty great gun.
Well, if I really gotta die then I better get it over and done.
Cor, that dog's immense,
Still, here I go, over the fence.
Go on, dog, go on, treat me as lunch meat,
Savage me and crunch me, here's me foot, have fun.

(whimpering noises of a frightened dog)
(His missus speaks) Here what do you think youre doing?
(Rolf) Ooooh am I glad to see you my darling
(Missus) Dont you darling me, Ive been watching you
Youve got no feelings have you? Not content to stand there teasing him for half an hour,
And now you have to leap over the fence and frighten the life out of our poor little Great Dane puppy.
Come here Tinkles boy Tinkles (whistles a few times)
(Rolf) Heavy breathing with bass and wobble board

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[ruffoldbird]

he genuinely sounds like he's shitting himself lmao

[Rikkyhardo]

@ruffoldbird

Nah way man ... its sound of the dog likking him

[thedemon48]

im showcasing this video for the next 24 hours on my channel

[Rikkyhardo]

just noticed this ... thanx

[edamsleez]

rolf you fucking rock

[SharptoothedGrin]

Wow it's the story of my life... there it is folks I have been imortalized in song, now all I have to do is die and let some flaming, mom shagging, sod capitalize on all the shit I pulled when I was alive LMAO I liked this though it was one of those rare gems that reminds me I can simply jump over the fence :D

[petergriffin912]

ha!

[IWearAGreyCardigan]

@Horseponyshetlanddog Relax in the knowledge that you are incorrect.

[Wolfykinsfromroblox]

@SamuelSeagoon LOL

[rojblake82]

Tinkles what a crap name.

[irephouston]

lmfaooo :L

[edamsleez]

haha that photo of rolf with green face and pink suit ime still laughing hahahhahahahahahahah.....fuck politics just listen to a random dogs heavy breathing....

[Cutiesnap]

Is this guys having a heartattack!? *PUFFF* *PUFF*