The Believers Heaven
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Heaven looks fucking awful!
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I don't see the point in packing all of the saved into one massive city. I mean, think of the waste management problems. And with 99% of humanity burning in hell, there is plenty of space for the Christians to spread out.
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What the fuck is the point of living forever? Sure it'll be fun for the first 100,000,000 year or so but you will run out of things to do or think about or people to meet or things to learn. So what the hell is the point? Why is this so appealing to people?
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he's kidding, right? please tell me he's kidding...... his congregation looks worried about him
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God created evolution, evolution didnt create GOD!!!:D
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Please tell me this is a joke. Please. It kinda reminded me of an SNL sketch with Phil Donahue. I bet these folks are METHodists LOL.
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After the sermon we'll be passing around a big jug. The lord wants everyone to take a bi-i-i-i-i-g gulp and then another one. Make sure the kiddies get some too.
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The chicks in the hell video look way better, even after they are halfway melted and screaming in agony.
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Watched it just for this part: 2:24
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If Christianity didn't give him an outlet, this man would be a serial killer.
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This is a fucking nightmare.
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Wow where do I sign?
Final analysis: We only exist at all because someone observed us, spoke us into existence - to observe and name the observation is to establish the particles that make up the "stuff" into the form it was named after. God created man in his own image. How? Same way he brought light into existence, by speaking it "Let there be light" and whammo! God says, in essence, these particles will become this, and these particles will become that. Interesting that man's first task is to name stuff. Wowsers
shroomangel 6 months ago
Did you all know that scientists have finally come to the realization that a particle can exist in two different states at the same time? It gets better...and that it only takes on its measurable, quantifiable state once it is observed? Implication - that in order for the random, chaotic mess of particles, energy, and probabilities to have become something it had to have been first observed. This is the explanation of I Am That I Am. The first observation - self awareness. God baby!
shroomangel 6 months ago