The Believers Heaven

Wacked out preacher Estus Pirkle amazes his congregation with surreal scenes of heaven and singing midgets.

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[shroomangel]

Final analysis: We only exist at all because someone observed us, spoke us into existence - to observe and name the observation is to establish the particles that make up the "stuff" into the form it was named after. God created man in his own image. How? Same way he brought light into existence, by speaking it "Let there be light" and whammo! God says, in essence, these particles will become this, and these particles will become that. Interesting that man's first task is to name stuff. Wowsers

[shroomangel]

Did you all know that scientists have finally come to the realization that a particle can exist in two different states at the same time? It gets better...and that it only takes on its measurable, quantifiable state once it is observed? Implication - that in order for the random, chaotic mess of particles, energy, and probabilities to have become something it had to have been first observed. This is the explanation of I Am That I Am. The first observation - self awareness. God baby!

[bps3013]

No negroes in Believer's Heaven? What kind of jive ass honkey shit is this?!

[Dave839]

@0:32 Kim Jong Il is in the audience on the left.

[marco esteves de moura campos]

sheeple... wake up!!!!

[marco esteves de moura campos]

the worst crap i ve ever heard..... fckng belivers... this shit hurts.. go read something real.. mad dog santa claus jesus amen.....all religions are the same .... a bunch of horse mud

[Sam Mayhew]

I do not agree with you that just because someone is highly educated that they have no practical use. Just because some do not value their knowledge does not mean the are useless. The usefulness of a person is a judgement not a fact.

Yes, I do follow Buddha's middle path and I am a Pagan; I am also an atheist.

[murphyclm]

Sure there's such a thing as being overeducated as such can keep you from dealing with everyday reality and be of no practical use to others who could use your practical help. You know what I mean. Lots of Sam Mayhew's on facebook and here. You the grasscutter and rapper from Minnesota? And do you truly follow Buddha's middle ground and are pagan at the same time? Just messin with ya.

[Sam Mayhew]

I don't think there is such a thing as being overeducated, but I do know there is such a thing as being undereducated. I myself am neither of these but follow Buddha's middle path.

Why is it that whenever someone leaves christianity they are said to be mad at god, but when someone claims to be a former atheist and now christian they are thought to be a fountain of knowledge by the faithful?

[murphyclm]

Me afraid? At 59, I'm mature and very discerning at this stage. I listened to Price and found him to be THE consummate overeducated "scribe/pharisee" (the kind Christ had the most contempt for in Matthew 23), a former preacher, oh wow. I said "bitter" cause I'm thinking, maybe rightly, who knows, that HE thinks God let him down somewhere along the way. Not much chance of finding "truth" with a guy like Price. Anyway, it's a shame you found Justin Johnson boring but I'm not surprised.

[Sam Mayhew]

What does being old and bitter have to do with anything? Did you watch any of the Dr. Price videos or did you make your mind up before hand? Are you afraid that you might see the truth? I watched some of those videos from the guys you recommended.

[murphyclm]

What's "boring" got to do with anything? Yeah, I guess you pretty well have characterized yourself correctly as a godless heathen, so be it, have a nice day, guy. "Apologetics" is an utter waste of time. We all make up our minds to believe a thing and proceed from there, and neither side is likely to convert the other." Intelligized bible believers don't waste much time with it. I figure Bob Price for just another bitter old fart with a chip on his shoulder.

[Sam Mayhew]

You are right my statement was far to sweeping and generalized. I had forgotten just how god damned boring christians can be. Those guys over there at graceambassadors are so awfully boring. I can't understand why anyone would listen to them or follow their teachings. I can't stress enough how truly boring they are. Also nothing of any intellectual or spiritual worth. The same old christian apologetics.

[Sam Mayhew]

"You sound like a college kid". I sure have been called worse. I am sweeping away the superstition of christianity and the false doctrine of the bible. I will check out the graceambassadors vids. I may learn a few things from them, but they will never convert me, for I am a godless heathen. You should check out Dr. Robert Price. There are several videos of his lectures and debates with apologists.