This Day In History: The Invention Of The Handjob
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@zacthebold You're fucking disgusting.
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I like armpit jobs. Especially when the chick hasn't shaved in a little while and it's a little prickly.
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So THIS is what they meant by "job creators"!
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BLESS YOU DR. GILGOFF!!!
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"It was so elegant, and simple! :D"
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Blowjobs,Rimjobs,Stevejobs
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They took my jerb!!!!
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@gredangeo there would be no need for an occupy wall street.
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If I do the handjob 8 hours a day... How large will my salary be. I think it's worth trying out.
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That Rimjob inventor seems about right, only a guy like that would invent something that gross.
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This is the sort of job creation politicians need to focus on.
GeneralGoosey 6 months ago 202
I think we need more "jobs" like these to "stimulate" the economy.
gredangeo 4 months ago 197